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    personal insight

    the putridness of my defication and the thoroughness in which i wash my hands are directly porpotional.
    where's my beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity View Post
    the putridness of my defication and the thoroughness in which i wash my hands are directly porpotional.
    you wash your hands, what are you scared of... poop?

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    well . . . im not frightened of it perse. i would just prefer not to ingest it unintentionally.
    where's my beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity View Post
    well . . . im not frightened of it perse. i would just prefer not to ingest it unintentionally.
    oh. perhaps you should practice wiping your behind more... i manage to do it every time without getting any poop on my hands.

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    TP rules. I thank whoever invented it.
    "It is the peculiar quality of a fool to perceive the faults of others and to forget his own." -Cicero

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiao3 Meng4 View Post
    TP rules. I thank whoever invented it.
    baby wipes are darn good to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uki View Post
    baby wipes are darn good to.
    i try to keep those on hand for whenever i've managed to wipe myself bloody.
    where's my beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity View Post
    i try to keep those on hand for whenever i've managed to wipe myself bloody.
    LOL!!! usually if your poop is hard to wipe away it tends to point towards excessive amounts of grease and fats in your diet. but i can relate, nothing worse than the walking-cheek-slide-feeling of a half-a$$ed wipe.

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    the burning. the burning is worse.
    where's my beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity View Post
    the burning. the burning is worse.
    that's why you eat chili peppers... to numb your arse... then it doesn't matter.

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    Finally the perfect topic for Uki: Talking shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unkokusai View Post
    Finally the perfect topic for Uki: Talking shit.
    it's better than eating it.

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