RIGHT NOW Mythbusters is doing another Ninja myths episode

[sanjuro_ronin]

"shogun of harlem", LMAO !!

[GreenCloudCLF]

Greatest quotes from that movie:

" Well, well, well. If it isn't the serious, elusive Leroy Green. I've been waiting a long time for this, Leroy. I am sick and tired of hearing these bull**** Superman stories about the wassa legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth? Nigga please."

"Keep your money. You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for dismemberment!"

Theater Patron: Why don't you sit down and shut up?
Sho'nuff: What? Why don't I sit down and what?
Theater Patron: I said why don't you sit down and shut up?
Sho'nuff: Why don't anybody who wants me to sit down and shut up come down here and make me? Why don't any fifty of you who want me to sit down and shut up come down here just for the fun of it?

Word!

[SimonM]

After their robot ninja hands failed to catch the robot sword even after perfecting the timing mechanism they gave the "ninja black-belt" a go. But did they put him up against the robot? Nooooo! Instead they gave him partial gauntlets and then put a blunted sword into the hands of the girl (whose name I don't recall) who could barely lift the **** thing, let alone wield it, from the looks of her performance. Needless to say mr ninja managed to catch the blunted sword one-handed without harm.

I cry foul!


Foul I say!

Foul!

[sanjuro_ronin]

After their robot ninja hands failed to catch the robot sword even after perfecting the timing mechanism they gave the "ninja black-belt" a go. But did they put him up against the robot? Nooooo! Instead they gave him partial gauntlets and then put a blunted sword into the hands of the girl (whose name I don't recall) who could barely lift the **** thing, let alone wield it, from the looks of her performance. Needless to say mr ninja managed to catch the blunted sword one-handed without harm.

I cry foul!


Foul I say!

Foul!

Bah, a True ninja would have caught the sword in his teeth, used it to strip the girl naked and used his "tanto" on her in all sorts of shinobieske ways !!

[SimonM]

Bad Sanjuro Ronin.

I would have expected you to illustrate your point with a picture.

[sanjuro_ronin]

Bad Sanjuro Ronin.

I would have expected you to illustrate your point with a picture.

Dude, this is a family forum !

[SimonM]

That's never stopped you before!

[冠木侍]

Dude, this is a family forum !

Yeah, dysfunctional family!

[GeneChing]

If memory serves, that was the first ninja episode - the one where they messed up my name in the credits (see 2007: Year of the Ninja? thread starting at post #7). The second episode was the one with Anthony Kelly. I only saw the Kelly portion of that one.

Have there been more?

[doug maverick]

Bah, a True ninja would have caught the sword in his teeth, used it to strip the girl naked and used his "tanto" on her in all sorts of shinobieske ways !!

a real ninja would have teleported out of the way of the sword and then stripped the girl butt naked just by thinking about it.

[SimonM]

The episode may have been a repeat... it ended with... Adam?... walking on "water" by blending an ungodly amount of cornstarch and blue food colouring into it.