Candle training?

[joedoe]

I can knock out a whole room full of people from the other side of the room with a single bowel movement :D

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[Starchaser107]

I can leap tall buildings in a single bound

"everything is everything"_W.Rodney

[Stacey]

thats......cute. :o

Carpe Diem.

[rubthebuddha]

i can pee on a candle and put it out from several feet away.

-rtb

[rubthebuddha]

i love this: it says thank you for contributing to this forum after a comment like that!

-rtb

[Martial Joe]

:rolleyes:

IXIJoe KaveyIXI
I am Sharky's main man...

[joedoe]

With my last post - if you use this technique make sure there are no candles nearby otherwise you could have an explosion :D

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[prana]

What is that smell ??!!!

Prana looks around..... :D

Om Namo Bhagawate Bhekanzyai
Guru Bendurya prabha randzaya
Tathagata arhate samyaksam buddhaya tayata om Bhekanzyai Bhekanzyai Maha Bhekanzyai Randza Samudgate Soha

[truewrestler]

I can blow out a candle from 6 feet away. Combined with my bad breath I'm ready for any attacker. ABandit, can I train with you to learn a defence for anyone attacking my arse!?!?

[rogue]

I can turn off my TV and all the lamps in my bedroom by just clapping my hands!

Signed,
Rogue, Soke and Senior Grandmaster of Southeast American Brazillian Bagua Combat Chi jitsu Kempo Karate Do and Choral Society.

The only tactical principle which is not subject to change; it is, “To use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time."

[joedoe]

I thought you liked guys attacking your arse :D

When you can snatch the cupcake from my hand, you will be ready to leave the temple :D

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[Martial Joe]

:D

IXIJoe KaveyIXI
I am Sharky's main man...

[Jeff Liboiron]

I can take off my leg and beat people with it!!

The object is not to hurt someone else, but to stop them from hurting you

- Where's my Mook?

[anerlich]

Some of you guys apparently need reminding that discharging intestinal gases near naked flames is courting disaster.

And that DOES mean dis-A$$-ter. ;)

I guess if I ever get attacked by a guy with a lit candle I'd wish I'd developed Stacey's skills.

[Richie]

8 inches is my best, but I have not seriously done that since I was a teenager.

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