You'd NEVER see a fundamentalist use the term 'mass' - although they do in Christmas!christ mass? wtf are you a fundy or something? lol it's not spelled like that.
Fundy's base their faith on the teachings of some crazy guys who took a poor translation (King James) and invented a whole new religion out of it - while claiming to be the original. It is really just an extension of some European trends - but with a very American anti-intellectualism (A disapearing trend, thank God) tossed in.
Very funny, I thought, and honestly I'd thought you'd get that one, seeing as you are a pretty well-read guy (or at least seem as such).