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    Bad Day for Samurai Wannabes

    Message: Due to the ongoing Recession, God has decided the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off due to power costs. That is all.

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    Note to self: Don't get argumentative with underage sword wielding drunkards.
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    duly noted. i'll stick to the angry, sober ones instead.
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    Was he an MAist or just nuts?

    I would think (hope) the latter.
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    two-foot trailer park sword

    Two-foot sword? Seems a bit short. I hope it wasn't one of ours.
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    Complete this phrase.

    "And he might be a red____."

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    Re: two-foot trailer park sword

    Originally posted by GeneChing
    Two-foot sword? Seems a bit short. I hope it wasn't one of ours.
    Probably a decorative Wakizashi. They are often 2 feet long.
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    Originally posted by Icewater
    Note to self: Don't get argumentative with underage sword wielding drunkards.
    You should be fine... It also said he was from Texas. You know how... unusual... those Texans can be.
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    Our "unusualness" is what makes us so lovable, though.


    Everyone loves a Texan, right?

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    So long as it ain't the Texan in the White House...
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    **** anyone who think Texans are biligerant...we are, but a true Texan won't knife someone without reasonable cause...dig?
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    BTW, G dub sux
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    Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
    **** anyone who think Texans are biligerant...we are, but a true Texan won't knife someone without reasonable cause...dig?
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    Re: two-foot trailer park sword

    Originally posted by GeneChing
    Two-foot sword? Seems a bit short. I hope it wasn't one of ours.
    And they say everything is bigger in texas...
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    SevenStar, well, his prison sentence will be bigger in Tejas.
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