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  1. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    I guess it's not fair if you have huge spikes growing out of your quadreceps?

    like this?spiky legs
    That would make it easier wouldn't it?
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    lol, is that a picture from a gwar concert?
    no, no, it's a photo from one of our training sessions last week.

    we had just finished summoning demons and one of these fell out of thin air.

    we keep her in a great dane cage at the back of the school and feed her orphans now.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    you wash the orphans first right? or at least taser the dirt off them....
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    You guys are smoking something huh? GOT ANY MORE?
    To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.
    -Patanjali Samadhi


    "Not engaging in ignorance is wisdom."
    ~ Bodhi


    Never miss a good chance to shut up

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    I would like to get a bra like that for my wife, and then smoke some of that stuff you guys are talking about.

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    i do horse stance because the ladies love it, at least slimenstra hymen does
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis View Post
    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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    i practice xing yi and we do the santi mostly, but i like to do lots of stance work its the key, to being rooted. i can last a whole ep of entourage in the hourse stance, thats about 25 minutes. mostly because im focused on the show and not the mind numbing pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    you wash the orphans first right? or at least taser the dirt off them....
    oddly enough, she likes her waifs to be filthy.

    me too for that matter. Makes em more pathetic.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

  9. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    im in horse stance right now
    not sure why but I just thought that was hilarious. would make an epic sig tag.

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