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  1. 03-13-2009, 11:45 AM #1
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    Chuck Norris, President of....Texas?

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    Give Texas back to mexico.

    Bet you Norris would love that.
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    Why would Chuck take a step down from being God to be President of anything ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonM View Post
    Give Texas back to mexico.

    Bet you Norris would love that.
    Give it back?
    Texans won it fair and square with no help from the US military the first time around.
    What makes you think it'd go any different this time?
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    Chuck Norris doesn't commit treason against the United States. The United States commits treason against Chuck Norris.
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    what sanjuro said. he is a god now. why settle for being a mear human.
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    I’m curious as an outsider what would be the implications if Texas did want independence from the rest of the U.S. or even if Hawaii wanted independence.
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    Chuck Norris could not be president of Texas anyway...

    He was born in Oklahoma...only a natural born citizen of Texas could be president.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GLW View Post
    Chuck Norris could not be president of Texas anyway...

    He was born in Oklahoma...only a natural born citizen of Texas could be president.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mano Mano View Post
    I’m curious as an outsider what would be the implications if Texas did want independence from the rest of the U.S. or even if Hawaii wanted independence.

    Given that this country has become more of a wussy liberal country, and as of late socialist. Being able to break off and continue to have freedoms as it was stated in the constitution in the fullest sense is quite attractive in my opinion. Since TX joined the Union and was not incorporated into it, this state does have that option to break off. However, TX does not have the infrastructure to do it. So I guess I need to just live with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xcakid View Post
    Given that this country has become more of a wussy liberal country, and as of late socialist. Being able to break off and continue to have freedoms as it was stated in the constitution in the fullest sense is quite attractive in my opinion. Since TX joined the Union and was not incorporated into it, this state does have that option to break off. However, TX does not have the infrastructure to do it. So I guess I need to just live with it.
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    Norris’ main beef seems to be that we have “a secular government,” and he blames both parties.
    Yeah, lets force everyone to be christian through rule of law.

    The founding fathers obviously only put separation of church and state, and religious freedom in to the constitution, to give Christans the opportunity to build their power base, so that when the time was right they could take control and repress all other belief systems.


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    Eh, crackpots have been calling for various states to secede since the Civil War. I bet you could find people trying to cause the secession of every state and/or patch of land in the US.

    As for good ol' Chuck...
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    Quote Originally Posted by xcakid View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by SanHeChuan View Post
    Yeah, lets force everyone to be christian through rule of law.

    The founding fathers obviously only put separation of church and state, and religious freedom in to the constitution, to give Christans the opportunity to build their power base, so that when the time was right they could take control and repress all other belief systems.


    I should roundhouse kick norris right in his 60 year old beard.
    The genius of the Constitution was that the founding fathers were smart enough to realize they did not know everything and could not prepare for everything. The Constitution as a document at one point said slaves only counted as 3/5 of a vote. That was removed, what would make you think that changing the goverment to a more religious one isn't the next step?
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