Enter the Ninja

[Lucas]

So i was streaming some netflix movies and decided to watch this movie; Enter the Ninja.

its starring Franco Nero, as far as I know hes not a ninja.

but if you have a sense of humor you will find some seriosly funny parts in it.

ALSO the guys that do the ninja action are pretty good.

there is this scene near the end after the main character sneaks into the building and kills the guards and dirupts this little party thing and kills a dude, then a guy comes out and was like; 'we have been expecting you, you didnt have to kill them all, follow me'

and you get this pan out scene of the dude walking off and the ninja standing there alone all like; 'uh......dang....'

anyway, its funny

[sanjuro_ronin]

So i was streaming some netflix movies and decided to watch this movie; Enter the Ninja.

its starring Franco Nero, as far as I know hes not a ninja.

but if you have a sense of humor you will find some seriosly funny parts in it.

ALSO the guys that do the ninja action are pretty good.

there is this scene near the end after the main character sneaks into the building and kills the guards and dirupts this little party thing and kills a dude, then a guy comes out and was like; 'we have been expecting you, you didnt have to kill them all, follow me'

and you get this pan out scene of the dude walking off and the ninja standing there alone all like; 'uh......dang....'

anyway, its funny

That movie has a nunchaku training scene with Nero that is the worse ever scene in any MA movie, the man looks like he is gonna commit seppuku with those things !

[Lucas]

That movie has a nunchaku training scene with Nero that is the worse ever scene in any MA movie, the man looks like he is gonna commit seppuku with those things !

lol ya, the one when he is in the front yard doing his morning work out or what ever. ya, its ugly.

the best part of the movie is being able to see the impression of his big ass mustache under his ninja mask.

[peace&love]

That movie is hilarious now, but when I was a kid I though it was the best thing ever. That is until I saw Revenge of the Ninja, which I must admit, is still a current guilty pleasure film.

[sanjuro_ronin]

I agree, Revenge of the Ninja is also on my list of "too ashamed to admit I like in public" movies.

[GeneChing]

Ninja III: The Domination

Lucinda ****ey is the all time queen of ninjettes.

[Lucas]

I agree, Revenge of the Ninja is also on my list of "too ashamed to admit I like in public" movies.

guilty as well...

[Lucas]

Ninja III: The Domination

Lucinda ****ey is the all time queen of ninjettes.

netflixing now

[Lucas]

Netflix doesnt ****ing have it !!!!!!???!!?!?!?!

[GeneChing]

it's real ninja action.

lucinda ****ey was so hot as a ninjette that our forum censors her name.

[sanjuro_ronin]

Ninja III: The Domination

Lucinda ****ey is the all time queen of ninjettes.

yes, a breaking dancing ninja stripper, how hot is that ?!?!

[GeneChing]

I watched it in honor of Menahem Golan. It's such a terrible film that it's almost great. Surely a classic of the times and it does capture Manila back in the day. Nero gropes Susan George something fierce when their characters first meet. It made me mourn the passing of Golan and that whole era of cheesey MA films that he brought to the screens in the 80s.