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    Do you use your Internal Kung Fu Powers during sex?

    Proper breathing, better circulation, and chi blasts

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    Yes I am a master of the jade pillar and dragons pearls

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianK View Post
    Proper breathing,
    Certainly.

    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianK
    better circulation, and chi blasts
    Unfortunately a better circulation leads to premature chi blasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardwork108 View Post
    Unfortunately a better circulation leads to premature chi blasts.
    LOL, whatever you wanna keep tellin' yourself, homie

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    i find if you go into a twist stance and pretend your niuts live in your stomach or your feet you can orgasm with out releasing fluid out of your pea-hole...i wonder what kungfu programs they did fduring the heyday of hong kopng's 1920 silent pron industry...was there one?.

    they tow cars with their *****s they must have some fancy ****...

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    kung fu people have sex? wow who would have thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie View Post
    kung fu people have sex? wow who would have thought
    you gotta be celibate if you want to produce any rear chi.
    It is bias to think that the art of war is just for killing people. It is not to kill people, it is to kill evil. It is a strategem to give life to many people by killing the evil of one person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianK View Post
    Proper breathing, better circulation, and chi blasts
    Not since "The incident"...no.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianK View Post
    Proper breathing, better circulation, and chi blasts
    Control is the name of the game, you don't wanna blow the back of some woman's head off.
    Well..maybe YOU do..whatever floats your boat.
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    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    Haha, Hanc0ck anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie View Post
    kung fu people have sex? wow who would have thought
    Actually and generally speaking, our sexlives are far healthier than those of glorified kickboxers who are happy posting each other sexy pictures of women and fantasising about them.

    Our internal training gives us a lot of sexual energy, so we are the ones who get the real women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violent Designs View Post
    you gotta be celibate if you want to produce any rear chi.
    Was that "real" chi or did you really mean rear chi?

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    Actually and generally speaking, our sexlives are far healthier than those of glorified kickboxers who are happy posting each other sexy pictures of women and fantasising about them.
    Unfortunately because none of us compete, the only selection of females is usually that one lone uggo in class

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianK View Post
    Unfortunately because none of us compete, the only selection of females is usually that one lone uggo in class
    We don't compete because there is just no competition, the ladies just come to us!
    Last edited by Hardwork108; 04-04-2009 at 02:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardwork108 View Post
    Actually and generally speaking, our sexlives are far healthier than those of glorified kickboxers who are happy posting each other sexy pictures of women and fantasising about them.
    right so your saying that people dancing around in pyjamas pretending to be ancient warriors and imitating animals, get more than athletes doing demanding activities competing winning money and with toned fine tuned machines of bodies in a highly compettitive well respected sport?

    this guy?http://www.roseandriver.com/images/ShandySash.jpg
    gets more than this guy?http://www.croatianworld.net/Letters/CroCop2.jpg
    ok got ya
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