Do you use your Internal Kung Fu Powers during sex?

[bakxierboxer]

...but most of you probably use your external kung fu power during sex, specifically the 5-knuckle shuffle

On that note, some sad news:

{{Marilyn Chambers}}


... and she was well worth watching as she flounced/bounced her way to lunch in Westport, Ct in the late 60s.

[golden arhat]

So, you rant, but refuse to give me one specific thing? All I asked was for a bloody keyword phrase.

Whatever, mate.

put in

"knucklehead" or "glorified kickboxer" whenever you have a spare 3 hours

[BoulderDawg]

This has appeared to have morphed into the "sex" thread.

You know what I can't understand is America's fascination with the latest kidnap/rape/murder of young white girls. I call it the Jon Benet syndrome.

There seems to be a new one about every other week and the media seems to just eat it up.

[RonH]

Blame it on egos that want to be puffed up by high ratings.

[Lucas]

Proper breathing, better circulation, and chi blasts

for sure. also stamina and attention to detail plays a major roll here. and dont forget the mental visualization!

to all those guys that think stance training doesnt come in handy somewhere....i call you minute men.

[Lucas]

a tip for the guys. may sound cheesy but go get a copy of the kama sutra. the women dig it.

TRUST ME!

okay, lets face it. ALL sex is internal at one point or another. the real secret to a good healthy sex life is knowing where your partners buttons are. You find her buttons, you're one step ahead in the game.

[Hardwork108]

put in

"knucklehead" or "glorified kickboxer"....

RonH was asking for keywords referring to me and not to you and your MMA friends....lol.

[bakxierboxer]

okay, lets face it. ALL sex is internal...

????????
Well.... of course!
When you do the external bit, alla dat stuff goes all over the place an' it gits all messy....

[Hardwork108]

Hey what happened to kansuke? He has not been around for a while. I suppose the news of Marylin Chambers' sudden death must have been too much for him (and his right hand).

[lkfmdc]

...but most of you probably use your external kung fu power during sex, specifically the 5-knuckle shuffle

as a married man, I resent that comment!

(I don't deny it, I just resent it!)

[golden arhat]

its good to know your better than people

[goju]

lol im goin up to see my new lady freind soon and she likes to be spanked i figure il use my iron palm on her ass lol

[AdrianK]

Just don't let her use the Iron Strap-on on yours

[goju]

lol i dont remember what style of kung fu thats from!

[AdrianK]

Beware of the Cougar-Style.