(HUmorous ?) Red And Black Checkered Flag Wing Chun seminar announcement!!

[t_niehoff]

As the only public US representative of the RBCFWCKIF, I will be hosting a special workshop on the Red and Black Checkered Flag Wing Chun system in the very near future! This lineage is the grandfather system of all wing chun kuen, giving rise to both Red Flag and Black Flag wing chun, as well as the poor, watered-downpublic versions most people practice. This is a top secret system that in the past was only taught to people taking blood oaths of secrecy, and was praciticed only by the very elite generals in the Imperial Army (ever wonder why the Shaolin was defeated? This is THE art that defeated Shaolin!). The Red and Black Checkered Flag Wing Chun system contains profound knowledge and concepts, showcasing a system that defeated the Shaolin monks. More details on this workshop will not be announced publically but will only be sent to those persons requesting more information. Applicants should be aware that if accepted to attend the workshop they will be required to take a blood oath of secrecy. This is literally history in the making - the first public workshop in the US on Red and Black Checkered Flag Wing Chun!

(moderator - can I get a sticky?)

[reneritchie]

You were wonderful in Kung Fu Panda.

[CFT]

There's only one kungfu panda: http://www.absoluteanime.com/ranma/genma.htm

[reneritchie]

Great, now you've gone and created traditional and modified, inner and outer gate, temple and boat, chocolate and vanilla Kung Fu Panda politics!

Nice one Chee.

Skidoosh that.

[hunt1]

Don't know if you have changed or I have changed but I am starting to enjoy your posts.

[chusauli]

If I may be so bold - how many tournaments and fullcontact matches have you had? Is this art practical in the ring? Have you field tested this art against kickboxers and MMA people?

LOL!

Now I see why Terence posts that so much...

[chusauli]

Bah!

You have no Chan mindseal!

[t_niehoff]

If I may be so bold - how many tournaments and fullcontact matches have you had? Is this art practical in the ring? Have you field tested this art against kickboxers and MMA people?

LOL!

Now I see why Terence posts that so much...

Robert,

Thank you for your interest in Red and Black Checkered Flag Wing Chun (RBCFWCK).

RBCFWCK is NOT for sport but only for serious fighting! Opponent's of a RBCFWCK fighter would be likely left crippled, maimed, blinded, or even dead. One of the concepts of RBCFWCK is to show no mercy. This was THE art that defeated Shaolin -- where all the monks (except those 5 cowards that fled) were killed. Not only that, but afterward they burned the Temple down!

[CFT]

Haha!

Genma is also a Japanese man-panda practicing CMA. How great or controversial is that? Anyway, he is still black and white.

In the words of Deng Xiaoping: "No matter if it is a white cat or a black cat; as long as it can catch mice, it is a good cat".


A funny Cantonese play on words:

A: "What colour is a black cat"?
B: "Black".
A: "What colour is a white cat"?
B: "White".
A: "So what colour is a panda"?
B: "Red" (Panda - sounds like red cat in Cantonese - Hong mao/Xiongmao means "bear cat").