(HUmorous ?) Red And Black Checkered Flag Wing Chun seminar announcement!!

[TenTigers]

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

"HAVOC!!!" (oops...)

[m1k3]

"HAVOC!!!" (oops...)

Now you did it! Looks like theres gonna be a wing chun civil war. May the gods have mercy on all our souls.

BTW my original style traces its lineage back to confrontations between Chinese pirates and Norse raiding parties back when the Nortwest passage was still open. It is known as Viking Chun. A primitive and brutal version of wing chun designed for fighting on Norse Longboats and using the war hammer instead of the butterfly knives.

[m1k3]

Oh yeah, these long boats flew under a red flag with a black raven on it. We to are planning a seminar, I'll let you know when and where it is to be held.
It will be taught by Grandmaster Thor. All Grandmasters of this style are named Thor.

[t_niehoff]

I don't know the precise origins of RBCFWCK other than it was designed by the Qing generals specifically to be the best,most effective, most efficient, and most practical fighitng art on the planet. It was designed to beat all other styles, and particularly Shaolin -- which, of course, it did. The Qing generals made use of the advanced knowedge of the Qing Empire in physics, biomechanics, mathematics (especially geometry and trigonometry), anatomy, physiology, etc.which the generals, being leaders of the Empire, had ready access to, similar to how our heads of state have access to the best minds for national defense.

Knowing this account, you can see how the "lesser" branches took parts of the story (and they only knew snippets) and put them together to fabricate their own story. For example, some say the Shaolin monks used advanced knowledge to put together wing chun. But the Shaolin monks were, for the most part, not scholars but illiterate monks; they didn't have access to the most advanced knowledge of the time. Who would? Yup, the ones in power.

[scottking]

BTW my original style traces its lineage back to confrontations between Chinese pirates and Norse raiding parties back when the Nortwest passage was still open. It is known as Viking Chun. A primitive and brutal version of wing chun designed for fighting on Norse Longboats and using the war hammer instead of the butterfly knives.

I dont know about RBCFWCK but this viking chun sounds f*****g awesome.

[First Blood]

Oh! Another anonymous poster. What, did my comment hit a nerve?

Regardless, it is true that anonymous posters have small pen1ses; this is a well-established fact. As is that RBCFWCK enlarges the pen1s. We could market RBCFWCK as a male enhancement, but as we all know, the MAs is about much more than mere male enhancement.

Yes you did hit a nerve, i am deeply envious of your male enhancement

Just curious has it made a difference your sex life ?

[Tensei85]

So I guess the secrets out, Viagra is no longer the leading male enhancement supplement now RBCFWCK is leading for all your supplement needs.

By the way Terence may not want to but I think it would be awesome to pull a plane, car, or even bus full of cheerleaders after they brake down with ones attachment.
(By the way I didn't mean that to be as bad as it sounded)

I'm definitely signing up for the RBCFWCK association everyone else should too.

[TenTigers]

I would rather pull a train on a bus load of cheerleaders...

[reneritchie]

What makes this thread so classically humorous, in the tradition of the best parody, is that it makes fun of everyone, in every lineage. We've all had or seen individuals in every branch, from the maga-famous to the teeny tiny, from ours to theirs to the other people's, have someone from time to time claim to be more original, have the super secret recipe, and insult other branches at the same time. We've all experienced it *dozens* and *dozens* of times.

It's archetypal. And this is great therapy for the greater WCK world.

Oops, sorry, I think I'm interrupting Masta T explaining the dual harmonic synergies -- and cash flow mechanics -- of pen1s enlargement and vag1nal rejuvenation.

Better here than our spam boxes, at least... :-/

[couch]

Oops, sorry, I think I'm interrupting Masta T explaining the dual harmonic synergies -- and cash flow mechanics -- of pen1s enlargement and vag1nal rejuvenation.

Better here than our spam boxes, at least... :-/

...I liked the privacy of my own spam box, however.