I should know better than to do this, but....

[CLFLPstudent]

Needing a bit of a laugh, I looked at the BFP forum tonight and found THIS thread. Now, who the heck can tell who is who over there, but I really like condition number 3...

Emphasis added:

Hey bearded freak Jim Lacy....so you finally paid off for the trailer...wow...it took years to pay for the trailer...hahahaha

Now listen to me carefully you and your wannabes, who are claiming to be BFP:

1) If you have trained in BFP as you claim....then post on youtube a clip of breaking a some bricks placed over each other without spaces, on the ground by a single strike from 2-3 inch distance.

2) As for BFP Iron body.....make another clip where someone strikes your belly with the end of a staff...not by the middle part of a staff....and your body should be soft ...not tensed.

3) As for healing chi gung of BFP....you should be able to revive a dead/beheaded insect....after 5 minutes of its beheading

4) You should do all the forms with speed that is usually performed in BFP, provided that each strike should cause a break as I mentioned in point number one...so you can...use the strikes in any form movements to show me two breaks simeltaneously.

As you see am asking simple things....these are done by BFP seniors who are trained under GM Doo Wai.


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From Beirut, Lebanon
Dr.Harout

Are they for real? Thanks for a good laugh fellas!

-David

[taai gihk yahn]

just bearing in mind that much of it is DW having conversations with himself, I must say that I would pay good cash money to see someone revive a decapitated insect, LOL!

[golden arhat]

looks like the gene pool needs a bit more chlorine again

[AdrianK]

Wow.

Just wow. I thought I had it bad with the kiai-jutsu article.

But this is just... wow.

[David Jamieson]

yikes, this one is also weird

[Raipizo]

well i had to laugh but i have no slight idea who he is or what BFP is >.< sounds like he's a big liar to me though from what i pieced together.

[GreenCloudCLF]

yikes, this one is also weird

I love the use of the word "ch inkwhile GM WONG defends himself. All registered members of that forum are actually the same person hoping to drive traffic to the site through controversy.

[Scott R. Brown]

Geez...That's kids stuff!!

What a bunch of light weights.....in my school we train to revive our partners 15 minutes after beheading each other.....ANYONE can revive a dead insect.

Of course for us the hard part is finding your partner's headafter he beheads you first. If your head doesn't land just right you could be facing the floor or the wall. In which case you just swing the sword randomly until you hit something and hope its his head. Our instructor won't let us revive each other until there are two heads on the floor...and talk about chickens running around with their heads cut off.

[taai gihk yahn]

Of course for us the hard part is finding your partner's headafter he beheads you first. If your head doesn't land just right you could be facing the floor or the wall. In which case you just swing the sword randomly until you hit something and hope its his head. Our instructor won't let us revive each other until there are two heads on the floor...and talk about chickens running around with their heads cut off.

I see that by your stratagem, you are not an adherent of Black-knight Sword-play (BS): in BS, w go for successive de-extremitizing, an approach that leaves you psychologically scarred, so that you are a loss to re-member (get it?) what happened afterwards, thereby preserving the ultimate super-secrecy of our technique (although some of it has leaked out as evidenced here);

[Scott R. Brown]

I see that by your stratagem, you are not an adherent of Black-knight Sword-play (BS): in BS, w go for successive de-extremitizing, an approach that leaves you psychologically scarred, so that you are a loss to re-member (get it?) what happened afterwards, thereby preserving the ultimate super-secrecy of our technique (although some of it has leaked out as evidenced here);

I see you have located my super secret training training video. The person who leaked it to the internet is no longer with us!!

[Lama Pai Sifu]

I feel the need to comment here, but as I had dealings with BFP lunacy in the past....I have chosen to "quit while I'm a-head!"

Zing~!