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    Lightbulb How one can change the flight path of the arrow..

    I Chi Do.
    The way of life I created.
    Not just a martial art, a spiritual way.
    It's based upon the fundamentals of Shaolin and Ninjitsu.
    The yin and the yang.
    Shaolin is the key to life.
    Ninjitsu is the key to death,.
    Darkness and light mastery.
    Mastery of BOTH.
    In the end, the monk is the guise of the ninja.
    Who would suspect a docile monk to be a fatal assasin?

    Anyhow, the fact that bullets disintegrate before me only proves it!
    I requested an archery test over a year ago, to prove it once and for all.
    The jewsmedia in this country would rather label me insane or suicidal.
    After reading this summary, I think it should be up to everyone else to decide.
    Not the US jewsmedia and government.
    This is what it's based upon.
    Your soul is a stellar body in outer space.
    Mine happens to be a black hole.
    Bullets disintegrate into quarks and dissipate into dark matter.
    Just as any high speed object that approached a black hole does.
    Look at how they mark the sky, taking in planets and spitting out dark matter!
    It's a matter of channeling one's chi (gravity) completely.
    The more you channel, the more the abilities of your soul have effect.
    That is how you burn manna, channeling your chi.
    It just so happens that marijuana is the holy herb that gives you the manna to do this.
    Your body is the temple of the soul and things you smoke are only insence.
    Only people that are gluttons get cancer from smoking.
    You only get cancer if you smoke too much.
    Doctors that say otherwise make no money from patients that aren't sick.
    Since I am a black hole and no light can escape me, I can manipulate it like a chameleon.
    What I'm currently working on acheiving is invisibility.

    How my Immortality is scientifically possible:
    People shed dead cells and regrow them.
    A person can attain a balance between the rate one sheds one's cells and the rate at which they are regrown.
    When proper balance is acheived, it's an eternal cycle.
    The wisdom to acheive it is gained from your past lives.
    That is why belief in them is essential!
    It is through examination of your past deaths that your soul determines what cells to shed.
    That is the most important part of acheiving this cycle.
    Anyhow, as anyone can plainly see, it IS entirely possible!

    Just because you people chose to give up hope on God and turned to science and technology to seek eternal life, doesn't mean you'll find it that way!
    Everyone has the genes anyways, the genes of a tree shedding it's leaves is what causes you to shed your cells.
    It is the soul controlling the gene that makes it possible.
    It is the soul that is driving.
    It is the soul that is immortal.

    I am also a metamorph.
    Since no light can escape a black hole, I can choose what light escapes me.
    I can choose what you see.
    The problem is, the light is a reflection of my atomic structure.
    In order to acheive this, I must change it.
    How being a metamorph is scientifically possible:
    First, one must understand that the "dragons in the heavens",
    of chinese mythology are the actual stars.
    That is where the soul resides.
    In a stellar body in outer space.
    Next, you must understand that the gravity of a single star reaches from
    one end of the universe to the other. Never reaching zero, only approaching it.
    It is this micro-gravity that moves the molecules in your brain that make you think.
    That is how the soul drives the body.
    Once I am finally able to channel my chi properly, through the clensing of my chakras,
    I shall be able to exert that micro-gravity upon my molecular structure and change it.
    That is how it is completely possible.

    I am the Grand Master of I Chi Do and Kai Chi do.
    In order to master I Chi Do, one must actually kill an opponent.
    Mastery of death touch involves mastery of whom it should be used upon.
    Once mastery of I Chi Do is acheived, it becomes possible to learn Kai Chi Do.
    For once you master yourself, you can master others.
    Kai Chi Do is the art of dealing death with only your Chi and no physical contact.

    Jean Claude Van Damme can vouch for my skill.
    I took his will away in an alley in Santa Monica.
    I also have the ability to paralyze my opponent.
    Frankly, I'm sick of people shooting at me, seeing the bullets disappear and telling no one.
    As I've now sharpened my skills to change the flight path of bullets back to those that shoot at me.
    I'd rather defect to communism and live in China then stay in the jewnited states.



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    Welcome back, Takeshi...

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    where does the judo katana come into the picture?
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Right on. This is the type of thing I've been looking for...
    A unique snowflake

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    jewnited states?
    Apparantly, I live in a sefardic neighborhood....
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    where does the judo katana come into the picture?
    isn't it all in the eye of the tiger mind spiritual?

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    Have you considered professional counceling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee Chiang Po View Post
    Have you considered professional counceling?
    dude, you should have read what he posted before he had some...

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    Finally, someone who tells it like it is. It seems my journey through martial arts had brought me to this forum years ago for a reason. My patience has paid off and finally a master worthy of learning from appears. Please PM me so we can begin my path to I Chi Do.
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    --Keep talking and I'm gonna serve you dinner...by opening up a can of "whoop-ass" and for dessert, a slice of Lama Pai!

    God gave us free will. Therefore he is pro-choice.

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    So given we just had the RBCFWCK association started and now the I Chi Do I wonder which is closer to the "Secret" of Martial Arts innovative Science?

    hmmm, maybe comparative analysis?
    Nothing is harder to see into than people's nature. The sage looks at subtle phenomena and listens to small voices. This harmonizes the outside with the inside and the inside with the outside.
    --Zhuge Liang--

    樱花瓣在飘零 这悲凉的风景
    长袖挥不去一生刀光剑影

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    Snail Mail:
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    Venice. Ahh, that explains it all.

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    STFU, glorified kickboxer (to the original poster).
    It is bias to think that the art of war is just for killing people. It is not to kill people, it is to kill evil. It is a strategem to give life to many people by killing the evil of one person.
    - Yagyū Munenori

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    And here I thought that no one dropped acid anymore...

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    I love how crazy people have the best punctation and grammar.
    The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.
    ~ Mark Twain

    Everyone has a plan until they’ve been hit.
    ~ Joe Lewis

    A warrior may choose pacifism; others are condemned to it.
    ~ Author unknown

    "You don't feel lonely.Because you have a lively monkey"

    "Ninja can HURT the Spartan, but the Spartan can KILL the Ninja"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenCloudCLF View Post
    Finally, someone who tells it like it is. It seems my journey through martial arts had brought me to this forum years ago for a reason. My patience has paid off and finally a master worthy of learning from appears. Please PM me so we can begin my path to I Chi Do.
    you have already begun, but do not yet know it...

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