How to Defeat...
This isn't a weak thread like that other one (why is it still active?!?!) For all the MMA fans and arm-chair quarterbacks that like watching and analyzing fight videos, this thread is for you. Here is how it works. I will start with naming a top level fighter. Next in line tells what they think the best strategy would be to defeat them. After you tell your strategy you name another fighter and them someone else goes...and so on and so on until we get to the lower skilled fighters.
First fighter: Fedor
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Jason
--Keep talking and I'm gonna serve you dinner...by opening up a can of "whoop-ass" and for dessert, a slice of Lama Pai!
God gave us free will. Therefore he is pro-choice.