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    How to Defeat...

    This isn't a weak thread like that other one (why is it still active?!?!) For all the MMA fans and arm-chair quarterbacks that like watching and analyzing fight videos, this thread is for you. Here is how it works. I will start with naming a top level fighter. Next in line tells what they think the best strategy would be to defeat them. After you tell your strategy you name another fighter and them someone else goes...and so on and so on until we get to the lower skilled fighters.

    First fighter: Fedor
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenCloudCLF View Post
    First fighter: Fedor
    Nuclear detonator.

    Next Fighter:
    Phil Baroni.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

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    poison dart

    anderson silva
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    did anybody ever see that moovie the new guy?
    watch it use the tiger claw technique shown lol the funny thing is that actually works

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    poison dart

    anderson silva
    He has already given us the tip: clone him, but give the clone admantium bones.
    A unique snowflake

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    Next Fighter: Andy Wang.
    A unique snowflake

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterPalm View Post
    Next Fighter: Andy Wang.
    Keep the fight standing.

    Next: Clay Guida
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    Keep the fight standing.

    Next: Clay Guida

    Take his back when his hair gets in his face and RNC

    Forrest Griffin
    When seconds count the cops are only minutes away!

    Quote Originally Posted by wenshu View Post
    Sorry, sometimes I forget you guys have that special secret internal sauce where people throw themselves and you don't have to do anything except collect tuition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yao Sing View Post
    Take his back when his hair gets in his face and RNC

    Forrest Griffin
    Hold him down and get Wanderlei to put a couple of axes in him, like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sbiZhpOriY

    Next: Lyoto Machida
    It is bias to think that the art of war is just for killing people. It is not to kill people, it is to kill evil. It is a strategem to give life to many people by killing the evil of one person.
    - Yagyū Munenori

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    Last edited by pmosiun; 08-28-2010 at 11:55 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violent Designs View Post
    Hold him down and get Wanderlei to put a couple of axes in him, like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sbiZhpOriY

    Next: Lyoto Machida
    ya dont try throwing beer in his face. i heard that doesnt work.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pmosiun View Post
    Use footwork and the jab, out point-sparring him.

    Next fighter: Brock Lesnar
    Either tell him it's 1984, he's fighting Hulk Hogan and he's scheduled to lose

    OR

    Pump George St. Pierre full of steroids and tell him Lesnar has his belt.

    Next up: Frank Edgar
    When seconds count the cops are only minutes away!

    Quote Originally Posted by wenshu View Post
    Sorry, sometimes I forget you guys have that special secret internal sauce where people throw themselves and you don't have to do anything except collect tuition.

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