See Maoshan in a real fight!

[lkfmdc]

I fought Maoshan/Ben Hill
The rules were traditional Chinese rules, no biting, no eye gouging no groin shots

AT LEAST HE SHOWED UP AND FOUGHT which is more than 99% of the mouth boxers on the internet

traditional Chinese rules are closed door and no one used it for "PR" afterwards

There were only 6 people in the room including Ben and I, it was funny to see a guy who was too scared to even show and watch (he said "My wife won't let me go" to Ben and Black Taoist) talk about a match he never saw and then also back up when confronted about it

[David Jamieson]

I didn't really note the time, but Maoshan gassed out pretty quickly. I wonder if he's a smoker....

smokers gas fast.
If you know you are gonna mix it up with a smoker, then spend the first few rounds dancing. Then attack because for sure, he'll be gassed from the dancing.

anyway, I think these guys would have had a better fight if they did it in a ring and had some chicks watching.

[sanjuro_ronin]

Everyone fights better when punany is watching.

[IronWeasel]

Everyone fights better when punany is watching.

Nope.

I would be looking at the ring girls for sure.

Probably lying on my back (to get a better angle).

[sanjuro_ronin]

Nope.

I would be looking at the ring girls for sure.

Probably lying on my back (to get a better angle).

You obviously don't train in a TCMA nor do you have chi, or your chi is weak, like a piano players.

[sanjuro_ronin]

True story:
Back in the Old country I played football for a 1st division tema as a junior, we had a friendly match with the local "district" division adult team one Sunday on their 'field".
They were all older guys with pot bellies and they were smoking and drinking before the match while we youngins were warming up.
Let me tell you this, for 90 min I have never seen old ****s run so much and so fat in my life !!
LMAO !!
There was this one guy that was a center fielder and he was playing with a cigarrette in his mouth AND a bottle of whiskey in his hand THE WHOLE FREAKING GAME !!!
I don't think he even broke a sweat !!

[cerebus]

If you know you are gonna mix it up with a smoker, then spend the first few rounds dancing.

Any particular style? Is ballroom dancing more effective, or would you recommend hip-hop? Maybe modern improv, though ballet might work too, no?

[David Jamieson]

Any particular style? Is ballroom dancing more effective, or would you recommend hip-hop? Maybe modern improv, though ballet might work too, no?

close dancing and with plenty of frottage.

[IronWeasel]

You obviously don't train in a TCMA nor do you have chi, or your chi is weak, like a piano players.

Jerry Lee Lewis disagrees!

[rogue]

What the hell was the other camera man wearing? Jeeze, someone needs a visit from Clinton and Stacey.

[Lucas]

True story:
Back in the Old country I played football for a 1st division tema as a junior, we had a friendly match with the local "district" division adult team one Sunday on their 'field".
They were all older guys with pot bellies and they were smoking and drinking before the match while we youngins were warming up.
Let me tell you this, for 90 min I have never seen old ****s run so much and so fat in my life !!
LMAO !!
There was this one guy that was a center fielder and he was playing with a cigarrette in his mouth AND a bottle of whiskey in his hand THE WHOLE FREAKING GAME !!!
I don't think he even broke a sweat !!

its cuz he had mad chi bro!

those werent pot bellies

[1bad65]

I fought Maoshan/Ben Hill
The rules were traditional Chinese rules, no biting, no eye gouging no groin shots

traditional Chinese rules are closed door and no one used it for "PR" afterwards

Based on Maoshan's performance in the video I posted, I'd be willing to bet you beat him pretty easily.

And I've never even seen any video of you.

[1bad65]

smokers gas fast.
If you know you are gonna mix it up with a smoker, then spend the first few rounds dancing. Then attack because for sure, he'll be gassed from the dancing.

Cigarette smokers tend to gas fast. Weed is another story.

[Lucas]

weed smokers tend to have less strict of diets

[David Jamieson]

Cigarette smokers tend to gas fast. Weed is another story.

well weed smokers don't take 25 cigarettes a day!

heavy weed smokers can't fight at all. they do sleep a lot though.