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  1. #121
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    Smile

    germpest, my friend, I'm having difficulty deciding whether you are "plain" or "dam ned".

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  3. #123
    Originally posted by Oso
    If the buckle is of sufficient weight you could also translate rope dart or chain whip techniques.
    Oh yeah, good point. I never thought of that. I don't wear a buckle that large, but plent of people in this region do.

    Now that would be a match to see - the tobacco spitting, belt buckle swinging cowboy vs cat-on-a-rope.

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    Th cat-on-a-rope is the ultimate kung fu weapon. especially with urine-dipped feet.
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    Ratans or butterfly swords, they can be used it almost the same way and window scrappers can be substituted for either if the situation arises.

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    Cool Just to prove a point: re- boots

    This is from "Duelling in America" by Major Ben C. Truman: "The coal miners
    of Pennsylvania had a novel and painful way of fighting known as 'purring,'
    or shin kicking, a style that originated in Wales. One 'purr' that occurred
    in Port Richmond in 1883 was reported in the New York Sunday Mercury: 'At
    two o'clock the men appeared, wearing Lancashire shoes toed with copper,
    having submitted their feet for inspection to show that there were no
    protruding nails, and James gave the word to purr. Grabby advanced
    cautiously and appeared to forget about the shoulder straps until his second
    reminded him of it. He took hold with apparent unwillingness, and then began
    the most brutal and savage contest that two men could engage in. For fully
    five minutes they sparred with their feet in a manner that was simply
    wonderful. Blows were countered and returned with the same skill and
    rapidity as shown by men fighting with their fists. Not once in that time
    did either man more than touch his opponent's skin. Then McTevish, taking a
    firmer hold on his opponent's collar, lifted his left foot and, after
    keeping it poised for a moment, made a straight toe kick for his opponent's
    right knee. Grabby deftly avoided the blow by spraddling his legs far apart,
    and with almost inconceivable quickness brought his left foot around and
    caught McTevish on the outside of the right calf. The flesh was laid open
    almost to the bone, and the blood spurted out in streams. McTevish never
    uttered a word. At the same instant that his own leg was cut he gave Gabby
    what is known as the sole scrape. Beginning at the instep and ending just
    below the knee pan, Grabby's left shin was scraped almost clear of skin.
    Both men were evidently in pain, and angry. They kicked and countered a
    dozen times again without doing any damage. Then Grabby, by some mishap,
    lost his hold on his opponent's shoulder strap. In attempting to grasp it
    again he lifted his eyes for a moment, and before he could recover himself
    the calves of both of his legs were laid open by a double-foot kick. In
    return for this he succeeded in delivering a terrific kick on McTevish's
    knee, causing him to drop to the ground like a log, pulling the other kicker
    on top of him. The seconds rushed forward and separated the men and took
    them to their corners to bind up their wounds. The first go or round
    occupied sixteen minutes. When the call of purr came again the purrers
    hobbled to the centre and took another hold. They were, indeed, a pitiable
    looking affair. McTevish's legs, although bound up in plaster, were bleeding
    freely, and the exposed places looked like beefsteak. His opponent's shins
    had both been scraped clean of the flesh, and the blood was oozing out from
    between the strips of plaster. Without any preliminary sparring Grabby made
    a vicious straight kick at this opponent's lame knee, bringing him to grass
    again before he had time to think.'"
    -Thos. Zinn

    "Children, never fuss or fret
    Nor let unreason'd tempers rise
    Your little hands were never meant
    To pluck out one anothers eyes"
    -McGuffey's Reader

    “We are at a crossroads. One path leads to despair and the other to total extinction. I pray I have the wisdom to choose wisely.”


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    Sweet Jeebus, the Welsh are a freakish lot.

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    See, I'm just surprised noone has said, my fists are my favorite kung fu weapon, or my feet or something cheesey. On that note, I think my favorite kung fu weapon is now feet....
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    that was a cool story.

    and people think they are tough these days...sheesh, we're all a bunch of pansies compared to that.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

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    STAFF because of it's superior range. #2 would be manriki kusari

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    Not sure about favorite weapon.

    I like Bo, Jo, Hanbo, Kusari-kama, nice and versatile and useful in modern@life.

    Now for fun weapons I am trying to learn the Wind & Fire Wheels from a Video-tape, just because I like weird weapons.

    Cheers.
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    broadsword

  13. #133
    Dual swords of any kind... broad, straight, claymore...

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    2 claymores?
    I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, then hit their wimminz with a Tony Danza. - Vash

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    Oh yeah! If you have the strength for it, it's cool. Kinda like a kung fu barbarian heh.

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