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  1. 10-05-2009, 08:55 AM #1
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    so i'm no longer employed by the british army

    i have returned to kungfumagazine.com

    whats new ?
    there are only masters where there are slaves

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  2. 10-05-2009, 09:03 AM #2
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    you did the ss minnow version of signing up?

    a 3 hour tour?

    lol

    dude, I don't think we even knew you were gone. It's only been a couple of months, so... you did boot camp...then what?

    welcome back btw.
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  3. 10-05-2009, 09:19 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    so... you did boot camp...then what?

    welcome back btw.
    They probably kicked his silly ass out.
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  4. 10-05-2009, 09:52 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by golden arhat View Post
    i have returned to kungfumagazine.com

    whats new ?
    <sotto voce> since you left, HW108 has taken over the Forum and declared himself Kung Fu Overlord after dispensing with Gene by use of his secret hybrid Wing Chun / BJJ powers (who knew he cross-trained - he had us all fooled!!!); then he systematically began picking off all of his enemies: LKFDMC (crushed under a giant ape); Sanjuro Ronin (crushed under a crate of soft-core pron); Dave Jameson (crushed under the weight of his own pedanticism); and many others...

    only a few of us have survived and now have banded together to form an underground resistance movement, but time grows short: HW108 has sworn revenge on the one member he could never find, who he refers to only as "that punk Brit kid MMAist"; but we have found out that this person may be the only one capable of defeating HW108, and we await the second coming of the Chosen One...
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  5. 10-05-2009, 10:15 AM #5
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    I don't really think I'm concerned with minute details but.,..

    wait a minute, I just picked that minute detail out of your response.

    damn you internets!!!

    and you too TGY!

    lol
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    As a mod, I don't have to explain myself to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    HAHA That's in Tagalog (Filipino).

    I don't quite undertand the last word in the first line, but the rest says:

    Prevent ___
    Husband will be happy
    Fixed your door
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    You know it's gonna be a good vaginal repair job when christ the king is involved.

    you don't want some back alley shoddy vaginal reparation after all.

    only the best in "your door" repair ladies.

    free wafer with every stitch!
    we'll fix that fistula in a jiffy!
    step right up!

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  9. 10-05-2009, 12:49 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    <sotto voce> since you left, HW108 has taken over the Forum and declared himself Kung Fu Overlord after dispensing with Gene by use of his secret hybrid Wing Chun / BJJ powers (who knew he cross-trained - he had us all fooled!!!); then he systematically began picking off all of his enemies: LKFDMC (crushed under a giant ape); Sanjuro Ronin (crushed under a crate of soft-core pron); Dave Jameson (crushed under the weight of his own pedanticism); and many others...

    only a few of us have survived and now have banded together to form an underground resistance movement, but time grows short: HW108 has sworn revenge on the one member he could never find, who he refers to only as "that punk Brit kid MMAist"; but we have found out that this person may be the only one capable of defeating HW108, and we await the second coming of the Chosen One...
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    you are bending way too many things in that pic man. pick one, bend it and leave the rest to someone else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xcakid View Post
    I don't quite undertand the last word in the first line
    does it really matter? I'd think that under ANY circumstances "ang buwa" would be something you'd want to prevent at any cost!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    Heh heh heh
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    you are bending way too many things in that pic man. pick one, bend it and leave the rest to someone else.
    My next stage:
    Thong bending !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    My next stage:
    Thong bending !!
    I was thinking it would be gender bending...
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