That's pretty funny. "5yrs old yellow belt rage" LOL
The best one for me was a guy that came in and said he trained with a shaolin monk in NYC for 3yrs. When I asked to the monks name he said he could not remember. Hmmm. 3yrs and you can't remember his name. I trained with a guy for a year 15yrs ago and I still remember his name. Then I asked him the name of the forms they worked on. He could not remember those either. He tried out a class and did not even know what MaBu was.
Master of Shaolin I-Ching Bu Ti, GunGoPow and I Hung Wei Lo styles.
I am seeking sparring partner. Any level. Looking for blondes or redhead. 5'2" to 5'9". Between 115-135 weight class. Females between 17-30 only need apply. Will extensively work on grappling.