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    seriously...

    i mean...wow...
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

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    I can't believe YOU are trying to steal my basement boy status!

    You'll pay for this in spades!

    (I only take spades now that dollars are worth nothing, edging shovels will also be acceptable)
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    i mean...wow...
    agreed what ever that is about.


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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    I can't believe YOU are trying to steal my basement boy status!

    You'll pay for this in spades!

    (I only take spades now that dollars are worth nothing, edging shovels will also be acceptable)


    I told you there were others!!!!!!

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    edging shovels...lol...
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.

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    I was going to post something relevant to this thread but then I thought better of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kpower View Post
    I was going to post something relevant to this thread but then I thought better of it.
    there is no shame in incorporating new ideals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kpower View Post
    I was going to post something relevant to this thread but then I thought better of it.
    By not posting, the non post became more powerful and relevant.

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    i hear that there is a critical shortage of anal and vaginal infant blood on the pedogynist market. if you have to use regular ol' baby blood what's the point? might as well bathe in puppy pieces.
    where's my beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity View Post
    i hear that there is a critical shortage of anal and vaginal infant blood on the pedogynist market. if you have to use regular ol' baby blood what's the point? might as well bathe in puppy pieces.
    or your mom's vaqinal lubricant; I understand that there was a robust market for that, but w/out me to excite her, supplies seem to have dropped off;

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    tyrone and sergio turned my moms into a vaginal expulsion factory many many years ago, so perhaps you have my mother confused with some other ancient used up schizophrenic toothless gutter sl ut.
    where's my beer?

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    Recently my Father-in-Law shared an interesting story about his Grandfather. One day he went out for a walk and never returned. After several hours the family went out searching for him. They called friends and had them look too. One of the friends of the family found him at a neighbors farm slumped over a fence. Seems he had a heart attack while feeding the hogs. An interesting thing about hogs is that they are one of the few animals that will eat human flesh. So feed the hogs he did and there was closed casket at his funeral.

    Happy Holidays

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    bear would also hunt and eat people

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    nice did anyone have any final words at the ceremony?
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonzbane76 View Post
    nice did anyone have any final words at the ceremony?
    may he be digested in peace...

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