Fortune Cookies

[GeneChing]

...she doesn't even ask me what I want anymore. She just brings me my food. That saves time.

I'm at odds with the fortune I got today.

A kiss? The renunciation of the heart when one is no longer alone.

That's not really a 'fortune' now, is it? It's more of a declaration or a definition. I feel cheated.

[wenshu]

Is that a hinged container?

yeah bruh

[PalmStriker]

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/201...ntitled283.jpg

[wenshu]

that's not untrue

[Brule]

" You have the power to write your own fortune"

[GeneChing]

Believe it can be done

I do. I do believe. I'm ordering the nacho cheese now.

[GeneChing]

Every fortune out of a cookie is better if you add 'in bed' at the end of any fortune.

Book lovers never go to bed alone.

Wait, that's not a fortune. wth?

[Brule]

Gene,

I agree, these fortune writers are missing the concept lately.

Yesterday's fortune was 'Your organization skills are superior'.

If the food wasn't so good, I'd stop with this altogether, but I cannot put the fork down.

[GeneChing]

Actually, I use a fork at my local place too. It's faster.

At least "Your organization skills are superior in bed" works. The 'in bed' suffix works on the one below too, but not in such a flattering way...

Better to beg than to steal, but better to work than to beg.

[Brule]

I'm tighty whitey, so fork it is. I'm not going to suffer with chopsticks while my food gets cold and risk the chance of spilling all over myself.

Today's gem.

"An interesting person wants to talk to you" in bed (****!!!!!)

Interesting by who's standards.......

[GeneChing]

...I mean freak shows are interesting. I mean that both literally and using today's slang.

Tighty-whitey, eh? My dad was Hawaiian Chinese. He used to go out to lunch with his 'tighty-whitey' coworkers. They'd all use chopsticks and he'd use a fork. He just thought it was more convenient. It used to amuse the hell out of his coworkers. I use whatever is provided.

Ok, now for today's fortune:

A smile can always overcome the barrier of language.

And yes, the 'in bed' suffix works well here. I'm starting to think our earlier complaints about fortune writers were misguided. It's not whether they write real fortunes or just 'Confucius say' wisdom. It's whether the 'in bed' suffix works or not.

[PalmStriker]

Who wants an interesting person in bed for discourse? Better a bimbo for bim*basics.

[GeneChing]

For example, I find ScarJo interesting. She's very interesting indeed.

Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.

Passes the 'in bed' suffix test. Also works to reiterate my point on this thread. I luv fortune cookies. If only they tasted better....

[GeneChing]

Money will come to you when you are doing the right thing.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the implications when the 'in bed' suffix is applied...

[GeneChing]

Action is worry's worst enemy.

When I first read this, I thought for a sec it said 'enema', then I thought this was a perfect example of the 'in bed' suffix. Then of course, I thought of all of you here.