Must have gotten some of those "mis"fortune cookies
You will die alone and unmourned
Banned
Must have gotten some of those "mis"fortune cookies
You will die alone and unmourned
Bad the Fukc Ass
Every fortune out of a cookie is better if you add 'in bed' at the end of any fortune.
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
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Fortune Cookie Messages are always so insightful:
"You do not have to know where you are going to be headed in the right direction." (latest fortune cookie message). Not to mention, fortune cookies have literally helped keep me from starving.
Last edited by PalmStriker; 05-23-2013 at 02:52 PM.
NIII
That hungry, ay? I usually crack em for the fortune then give the cookie away.Originally Posted by PalmStriker
Fortune Cookie Messages are always so insightful:
"You do not have to know where you are going to be headed in the right direction." (latest fortune cookie message). Not to mention, fortune cookies have literally helped keep me from starving.
"It's alongwaytogo, when you don't know where you're going.
You don't know where you're going when you're lost (lost)"
-Guru
Bad the Fukc Ass
in bed.....
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
NIII
You're still the baddest the fukc ass guy up in this motherfukcer!
Shaolin Jinnaluo War Cult
I eat half and throw the other half away. I made up my own superstition...
I used to save the good ones in my wallet...had hundreds of them in it...sometimes I would accidentally spill them everywhere when trying to buy something...it was awkward....
Last edited by Kellen Bassette; 05-24-2013 at 04:35 AM.
You can have Kung Fu in cooking, it really has nothing to do with fighting!
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Depending on the company make, I try to put the numbers together for Big LottoHaven't won yet but still trying when there may be a big payout!
Call me sentimental
Itinerant practitioner
1. You will find new love
2. Stick with your wife
-source: simpsons.
Kung Fu is good for you.
Bad the Fukc Ass
hell the fukc ya bro
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
Bad the Fukc Ass
you eat half the fortune or half the cookie?
I only take the cookie if its handed to me. If its set down or left there for me i dont touch it.
For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
Publisher
What the heck kind of fortune is this?Our truest life is when we are in our dreams awake
I used to never eat fortune cookies. I used to just crack them for the fortune and toss the cookie part. One of my old teachers worked in a fortune cookie factory for a while and told me some horror stories. I can only imagine how nasty that must have been. Now I usually eat them. I don't know why. MSG withdrawal maybe?
Gene Ching
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NIII
Starting to get numb, huh... you can only care so much before you just say "fuck it". We eat tons of nasty stuff we think is fine. The more mass produced something is, the higher the chance of contamination.
Publisher
For a spell, I thought the fortune wouldn't come true unless I ate the **** cookie. Now I just add Lucas's 'in bed' comment and it's all good.
BTW, Lucas, why does the TN office think I owe you nachos?
If you have knowledge, let others light their candles by it
Gene Ching
Publisher www.KungFuMagazine.com
Author of Shaolin Trips
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NIII
Well of course that fixes everything!!!
Yes... if you don't eat the cookie a dragon will eat you! Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but it'll gitcha!
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