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  1. 01-07-2010, 12:42 PM #1
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    Your Kung Fu is so bad...

    Crack on the guy who posts above you. I'll start with Gene, because he's top dog.

    Your kung fu is so bad, you thought Chin Na was a country in Asia.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

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  2. 01-07-2010, 01:35 PM #2
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    Mk's Kungfu is so bad his mom had to tie a twinkie to his head so fat kids would spar with him.
    Kung Fu is good for you.
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    Jamieson's kung fu is so bad, it came with three moo shoo pancakes...
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    LKFMDC's kungfu is so bad he brought a food donation to his Hung Gar class...
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
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    lkfmdc's kung fu is so bad, people thought he was epileptic. Whenever he performed a technique it was like he was having a seizure.
    Master of Shaolin I-Ching Bu Ti, GunGoPow and I Hung Wei Lo styles.

    I am seeking sparring partner. Any level. Looking for blondes or redhead. 5'2" to 5'9". Between 115-135 weight class. Females between 17-30 only need apply. Will extensively work on grappling.
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    Lucas' Kung-Fu is so bad, he takes lessons from Ralph Macchio
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

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    TT's kung fu is so bad that he brought a saddle to class to train his horse stance.
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    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !
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    Quote Originally Posted by david jamieson View Post
    mk's kungfu is so bad his mom had to tie a twinkie to his head so fat kids would spar with him.
    rotflmfao!!!
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.
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  9. 01-07-2010, 02:02 PM #9
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    sanjuro's kung fu is so bad because he spends too much time searching for pictures of slamming hot girls.
    "one root, many branches. many trees, one forest."

    mind is the path

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    Lucas' kung fu is sooo bad, he uses a rocking horse to support his Horse Stances!
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    mooyingmantis sucks because he is too busy getting ready to tickling his armpits.
    "one root, many branches. many trees, one forest."

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  12. 01-07-2010, 02:09 PM #12
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    Uki's kung fu is so bad he thinks 'walk the circle' is a Johnny Cash song.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    Uki's kung fu is so bad he thinks 'walk the circle' is a Johnny Cash song.
    like a whirlwind...
    "one root, many branches. many trees, one forest."

    mind is the path

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    Sanjuro's kung fu is so bad they started calling it karate.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

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  15. 01-07-2010, 02:22 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    Sanjuro's kung fu is so bad they started calling it karate.
    LOL which translates into "asian hobbit style"
    "one root, many branches. many trees, one forest."

    mind is the path

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