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  1. #31
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    hehe, me n george are tight yo. we talk all the time.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Lucas' kung fu is so bad that his on air fight with Steven Seagal (Steven Seagal Lawman) was edited out of the first show due to even lower viewer ratings.
    "if its ok for shaolin wuseng to break his vow then its ok for me to sneak behind your house at 3 in the morning and bang your dog if buddha is in your heart then its ok"-Bawang

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    lol, its only cuz some 60 year old asian lady he was hangin with whooooped my ass for him.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Hebrew Hammer's kung fu is sooo baaddd, he makes Lucas' on air fight with Steven Seagal (Steven Seagal Lawman) looked good.

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    You all have no Kung Fu as you do not possess a kilt.

    Men that wear kilts have the real deal, the rest only wish they had.

    Gene has kung fu as he has mastered the stance of stances:

    The Mighty Rid Self of Wind Stance

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    Talking I Used To Own A Skir-, I Mean KILT!

    And it was **** sexy too. Boston Bagua's kung fu's soo bad, he uses video editing software to do the breaks in his vids...

    yeah, I couldn't think of a good one, screw you.
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    I don't have enough time to wait for MK to post so I can not follow this thread correctly so...
    MK gets his moves from youtube. At least he has taste. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5phwnJaI8lI
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    BM2's kungfu is so bad.. when he drops his chi.. people call in air pollution reports.


    (Sorry BM2.. you were just the guy who posted above me
    "The first stage is to get the Gang( hard, solid power). every movement should be done with full power and in hard way, also need to get the twisting and wrapping power, whole body's tendon and bones need to be stretched to get the Gang( hard) power. "
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    dimethylsea's bagua is so bad he walks into his post instead of around it.

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    Uki's kungfu is so bad he thought "Wing Chun" was an 80's pop hit.

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    if brothernumber9's kung fu weren't so bad, he'd be brothernumber1...

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    brothernumber9's Kung Fu is so bad, this guys kicks his a**ss:

    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". -Cus D'Amato

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    Uki's Kung Fu is so bad instead of Tiger and Crane he does Swamp Rat and Horn**y Toad Sets
    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". -Cus D'Amato

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    Iron Eagle's kung fu is so bad he named himself after a C. Thomas Howell movie.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

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