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Thread: Aging action star Van Damme, 49, still wants a pro fight

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    Aging action star Van Damme, 49, still wants a pro fight

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    who else is excited for this fight........

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    Somrluck's just gonna toy with him. Somluck's one of the guys responsible for the beast that is saenchai.
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    Seems a bit...out of touch. But if he gets to pick his opponent, then maybe it will be somewhat entertaining.

    I'm not confident he can even actually fight. lol I mean, he's a movie guy. There's a huge divide between that and actual conflict.
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    WOW he looks like ****e!
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    ya he does LOL, he looks all strung out in that picture.

    but.... sure want to see him fight. wouldnt it be crazy if he just whooped ass OR if he got his ass whooped
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    ya he does LOL, he looks all strung out in that picture.

    but.... sure want to see him fight. wouldnt it be crazy if he just whooped ass OR if he got his ass whooped
    many moons ago my uncle got to see van damme when he was barely getting popular spar a body guard in gym room


    van damme got the **** kicked out of him LOL

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    haha. id pay to see that one.
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    we're making fun of him in this thread also.

    stung out vandamme
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    ahhaha van damme supposedly got knocked down a few times with jump spin back kicks he just kept walking into them one right after another

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    nice pic.
    he's obviously on crack.
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    he looks like an aging crackwh0re...
    someone should photoshop a wig and a dress on him.
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    he must be broke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    someone should photoshop a wig and a dress on him.
    Please... don't... :-P
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