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    awesome t-shirt

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...pf_rd_i=507846


    check out the reviews...somebody from KFM forums has been moonlighting...hah!
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    This is the most tremendous review ever written for the three wolf moon t-shirt:

    First, the most awesome AND magic shirt ever made-



    This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

    I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

    Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
    Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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    hilarious.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.

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    I wonder what would happen if I carried a black light velvet picture of Elvis around Mal-Wart?

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    you're slipping bro.

    I mean the boobs are fine, but that top one is bordering on dayum ugly.

    not your standard offerings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    you're slipping bro.

    I mean the boobs are fine, but that top one is bordering on dayum ugly.

    not your standard offerings.
    Hey, I got keep it real for those that like the fuglies !!

    On a side note, it was the wrong "size matters" one, this is the right one I wanted to post.
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    funny

    Following in line with the above post I came across this on Amazon as well... go to the comments. it's worth it.

    http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-M...ref=pd_sbs_a_5
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.

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    another hilarious one. This is a must read in the comments.

    http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkad...f=pd_sbs_gro_5
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.

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    Hys-frickin-sterical.

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