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    All TenTigers wants is a cheeseburger!

    Language and butt-crack warning.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sryVT1MILw4
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    That was too funny, I assume it was fake right? I mean, not even one punch was thrown !
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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    That was too funny, I assume it was fake right? I mean, not even one punch was thrown !
    Tubby in a tapout shirt can't fight. Looks real enough to me.
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    hey now....
    that ain't me.
    I would never wear shorts.
    I don't have the legs for it.
    I will however sport pants that will give the world a view of an awesome plumber's crack,
    cuz that's how I roll.
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    I think Tubs McShoutington was drunk.

    Also, it was more than clear he had no clue about how to fight. lol

    beard dude mighta been drunk too. pantsing tubs was a great choice of attack entries though. lol
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Technically they are not hillbillies, if they are in Texas. The Tai Chi Belly would be called "White Trash". He doesn't appear to be associated with the ranching or farming crew, so he would not be called "redneck".

    Maybe "illegal drug user in need of a serious mental adjustment" might better describe him.

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    couldn't be Rik, because it wasn't a White Castle...

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    Pretty sure that's Houston, though something about the video was making me think Austin - probably the fact that Cracky McAzzcrack didn't get his azz shot, which is a lot more likely in most parts of Houston.

    That being said, Whataburger really is that good.
    Most of 'em are open 24/7, so they're places drunks congregate after drinking.
    It's kind of Texas' version of In-N-Out Burger; though Californians will probably shoot me for implying that. But hey, I wouldn't be making the comparison if you Cally folks had sent us something decent like In-N-Out instead of nasty azz Carl's Jr.

    PS- I'm not the fat guy in the video.
    What would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?
    It's practically certain that the truckman would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck.
    Even an innocent little baby can become a dangerous missile WHEN ITS BODY-WEIGHT IS SET INTO FAST MOTION.
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    "No time for the ol' In-N-Out, luv.
    Just came to read the meter."
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

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    Looked like blood on the hand of the bearded dude at the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pork Chop View Post
    Pretty sure that's Houston, though something about the video was making me think Austin - probably the fact that Cracky McAzzcrack didn't get his azz shot, which is a lot more likely in most parts of Houston.

    That being said, Whataburger really is that good.
    Most of 'em are open 24/7, so they're places drunks congregate after drinking.
    It's kind of Texas' version of In-N-Out Burger; though Californians will probably shoot me for implying that. But hey, I wouldn't be making the comparison if you Cally folks had sent us something decent like In-N-Out instead of nasty azz Carl's Jr.

    PS- I'm not the fat guy in the video.
    I agree with the Houston location. The African Americans appear to be "cooler" than in Dallas or race tensioned East Texas. The races are a little more comfortable together in Houston. But, who wears a beard in ultra humid Houston... well maybe I shouldn't have asked.

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    Lightbulb Will BJJ for cheeseburger?


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    BJJ beats redneck

    its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist

    Sometime blog on training esp in Japan

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