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    Porn ninjas cannot be defeated. Except by porn ninjettes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolin View Post
    I never understood the fascination with ninja. Personally I grew up wanting to be Bruce Lee and a Jedi.
    Bruce Lee + Jedi = Ninja

    Serendipity! Too bad you failed celebrity math though or you would've already been a ninja!
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    Bruce Lee + Jedi = Ninja

    Serendipity! Too bad you failed celebrity math though or you would've already been a ninja!
    Bruce Lee can't be added with a Jedi because Bruce Lee doesn't manipulate the force. That's because he is the FORCE!. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManilaCrane View Post
    Bruce Lee can't be added with a Jedi because Bruce Lee doesn't manipulate the force. That's because he is the FORCE!. lol.
    Actually Chuck Norris is "The Force" but Bruce lee, among others, has access to it.
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    1.4 million views for this Dear Ryan vid?!

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    It takes a ninja to know another ninja.

    so it takes a ninja to defeat another ninja.

    takes one to know one.


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    Ninjainic Bulimia

    I eat ninja for dinner then make self throw up then go back and eat more ninja for late night snack.

    PS
    Ninja Good, like baked ninja, boiled ninja, spicy ninja noodle, stir fried ninja......
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yewvk...eature=related

    she is good at throwing multi nin ja stars.


  9. #24
    oops.

    it is called something else.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokhopkuen View Post
    I eat ninja for dinner then make self throw up then go back and eat more ninja for late night snack.

    PS
    Ninja Good, like baked ninja, boiled ninja, spicy ninja noodle, stir fried ninja......
    dont forget the ninja curry!
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    talk about a minute man!!
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    actually, nin ja would left something and said they were here.

    if you look closely enough.

    that is their signature, sort of.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokhopkuen View Post
    I eat ninja for dinner then make self throw up then go back and eat more ninja for late night snack.

    PS
    Ninja Good, like baked ninja, boiled ninja, spicy ninja noodle, stir fried ninja......
    so you chew your ninja cud? ewwww...

    also SR, I believe you are slipping as that girl looks like a young richard nixon.
    not your standard goodies bud!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPJ View Post
    actually, nin ja would left something and said they were here.

    if you look closely enough.

    that is their signature, sort of.

    ya, they leave dead bodies.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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