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    lol u lie

    ur a fat bald old chinese guy how u have hawt german girlfriend

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    I kind of have a general look

    so when I was in NYC, Japanese tourists would ask me direction in Japanese

    Korean ppl talked to me in Korean.

    Vietnamese ppl greeted me in Vietnamese.

    Philipino asked me in --

    Indonesian, Malaysian---

    luckily I know a little bit of their lingo---

    my point is that the world is full of people of different cultures--

    if you want to be respected, respect others first.

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    tsu mi ma sen

    a nia ha se yo

    cam on, chiao (jiao)

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    oops. I am a Chino,

    all start well, all end well. (if you have a good intention, people will understand despite languages and looks).

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    lol u lie

    ur a fat bald old chinese guy how u have hawt german girlfriend
    that was in 1980s.


  4. #19
    I had a beer belly from drinking too much beer

    who would know?


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    When I was in Taiwan, we only had Taiwan Beer and Singapore tiger beer.

    Beer import was banned (before 1980s)

    so when I travelled to Germany, they have breweries in each town. local bread shop, local meat shop, local brewery for juice and beer--

    there is a beer list/menu in every restuarant

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    dunkels beer would be dark beer

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    make a long story short. too much beer would give you a belly

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    or leitung wasser just water

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    half a liter or more of beer in every meal

    some 30 years later

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    i only drink the blood of my enemys
    and kfc gravy

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    I was around and lived in places where the big signs,"Whites Only", were above most entrances of eateries. I have been called Chinc, short for chinese communist, jap and the N word quite often. The Ching Chang Chong thing has been around even back then. I have not been involved in Kung Fu outside the family in most of my life so I can not say I experienced racism as such in that area. But then I wouldn't. Today I am often refered to as the Chinaman. I am not offended however, as I am a Chinaman. It is just a word. I am actually an American, because I was born here. I speak little Chinese, and that being Canton. I could not fare in most China towns as they speak every dialect there is.
    My father spoke Cantonese, and pigeon English. He would tell us, You no speaky Chinee, you speaky Engrish. You Mellican. Funny that. I served in Vietnam with a Korean fellow by the name of Pil. He pronounced that like it is spelled, but add an L, making it Pill, like something you swallow, and he could no longer pronounce it. It became Fil or Phil.
    I have had people insult me by making racial comments in the past, but none of these people are alive today.

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    old man on pender st: looks at me and says to his pal who's walking with him- "gwai lo"

    me: "what? I was born here."

    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    next time angry old chinese guy call u name dont cry, dont cry, b strong.ill teach you some classic ming dynasty insults

    "bu yao ao wu niao" - dont bite my dik
    "wu dao ni niang di changzi" - i sodomize your mother
    "bu yao shao wu niao mao" - dont try to light my pubic hair on fire
    "bu yao ba laohu xuzi" - dont pull the tigers whiskers
    "ru ni lao mu" - i fuk your grandmother
    "qian ren ru, wan ren qi, yazi" - h0m0sexual ridden by thousands of men
    "ba ni di pi rang ni mo yifu chuan" - i skin you so you have no clothes to wear
    "szi ba!" - die!
    "lao zhu gou" - old pig dog
    "lan pi gu" - syphilis covered rotting anus
    "lan bi zi" - syphillis covered rotting vagina
    "zhi niang zei" - triad who has sex with his mother
    "chang wu xi sih" - taste my watery diarrhea
    "tu lu" - bald donkey
    Last edited by bawang; 05-30-2010 at 01:38 PM.

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFh0oy6vIt4

    people that worship bald eagle.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvYIjFtPQEk

    people that worship nature in general

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQORnYPqU3A

    people that worship the little dragon or xiao long.

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    Thumbs up

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNKtC...eature=related

    we fought for china

    we die so that china may live.

    we do not need money

    we do not fight for money.

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    the best way or glorified way to die

    is to die for your country or for greater good/justice.

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  12. #27
    got sidetracked

    just want to honor soldiers on a soldier day.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osUQXS-ybHY

    A good film about war and peace.

    means and ends.

    little people want peace to have a living.

    big people want many wars to end all wars or have his way as one and only way.

    he rules everyone else.

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    do we really need wars to end wars

    or can we just have peace without war?

    ready and prepare for war thus deter aggression and "stop" war?

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    all soldiers do not die in vain

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    all generals do not like war--

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    next time angry old chinese guy call u name dont cry, dont cry, b strong.ill teach you some classic ming dynasty insults

    "bu yao ao wu niao" - dont bite my dik
    "wu dao ni niang di changzi" - i sodomize your mother
    "bu yao shao wu niao mao" - dont try to light my pubic hair on fire
    "bu yao ba laohu xuzi" - dont pull the tigers whiskers
    "ru ni lao mu" - i fuk your grandmother
    "qian ren ru, wan ren qi, yazi" - h0m0sexual ridden by thousands of men
    "ba ni di pi rang ni mo yifu chuan" - i skin you so you have no clothes to wear
    "szi ba!" - die!
    "lao zhu gou" - old pig dog
    "lan pi gu" - syphilis covered rotting anus
    "lan bi zi" - syphillis covered rotting vagina
    "zhi niang zei" - triad who has sex with his mother
    "chang wu xi sih" - taste my watery diarrhea
    "tu lu" - bald donkey
    Just a little overboard wouldn't you say?

    Quite frankly I don't find it that strange when older folks are blatantly racist. That's what they grew up in, that's what they know and change is difficult, especially when you're old like that.

    It's when young people, who are better educated and more well informed that seem out of place with racism. When some 20 something is going off with a racist spiel, it just seems weird. It's like looking at a person who is broken in the mind. It's one thing to react with anger and to think some racist tomfoolery, but to actively support a racist agenda, that's just messed up no matter what colour you are or what your ethnicity or heritage is. Racism comes in all colours and all flavours.

    It is an extension of isolated tribal thought in my opinion.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    next time angry old chinese guy call u name dont cry, dont cry, b strong.ill teach you some classic ming dynasty insults

    "bu yao ao wu niao" - dont bite my dik
    "wu dao ni niang di changzi" - i sodomize your mother
    "bu yao shao wu niao mao" - dont try to light my pubic hair on fire
    "bu yao ba laohu xuzi" - dont pull the tigers whiskers
    "ru ni lao mu" - i fuk your grandmother
    "qian ren ru, wan ren qi, yazi" - h0m0sexual ridden by thousands of men
    "ba ni di pi rang ni mo yifu chuan" - i skin you so you have no clothes to wear
    "szi ba!" - die!
    "lao zhu gou" - old pig dog
    "lan pi gu" - syphilis covered rotting anus
    "lan bi zi" - syphillis covered rotting vagina
    "zhi niang zei" - triad who has sex with his mother
    "chang wu xi sih" - taste my watery diarrhea
    "tu lu" - bald donkey
    Bald donkey?
    That just crosses the line.
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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