Show your Gene Ching Appreciation in a Haiku

[taai gihk yahn]

Haiku fail.

The format is:
Five syllables
Seven syllables
Five syllables

ummmm...

Sword in hand,
The head swiftly cleaved.
Blood is nacho cheese.

Three syllables
Five syllables
Five syllables

soooo....

and also:

"In 1973, the Haiku Society of America noted that the then norm for writers of haiku in English was to use seventeen syllables but they also noted a trend towards shorter haiku.[6] This trend is borne out by the Winter 2010 edition of Frogpond, which contains haiku with an average of 10.5 syllables, varying from six at the shortest to 15 at the longest."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

well now...

[David Jamieson]

so, limericks then?

there once was a guy from fremont
who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
...


I got nothing.

Someone wanna finish that?

[taai gihk yahn]

so, limericks then?

there once was a guy from fremont
who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
...


I got nothing.

Someone wanna finish that?

there once was a guy from fremont
who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
she reminded me of Brebis du Puyfaucon


well look, you weren't coming up with anything better, so gimmie a break...

[David Jamieson]

there once was a guy from fremont
who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
she reminded me of Brebis du Puyfaucon


well look, you weren't coming up with anything better, so gimmie a break...

actually I am impressed with your knowledge of artisan cheeses.
I'm sure Gene would bow to your cheese knowledge...

[taai gihk yahn]

actually I am impressed with your knowledge of artisan cheeses.
I'm sure Gene would bow to your cheese knowledge...

oh, don't be - I Googled cheeses and got it off iluvcheeses.com or something;

what's even sadder is that I missed the OBVIOUS:

there once was a guy from fremont
who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
she reminds me of a well-aged Stilton


yeesh...

[Lucas]

A Shaolin Bad Ass
Gene, the Nacho Ninjette King
He is 't3h d34DlY '

[David Jamieson]

A Shaolin Bad Ass
Gene, the Nacho Ninjette King
He is 'teh deadly'

It's "t3h d34DlY ™"

learn your l33t eh.

[GeneChing]

If only you all
were nacho ninjettes instead
I would die happy

[Becca]

I can't do hiiku.
But I did read this lovely piece and think
Of Gene's love of cheese.

[MasterKiller]

Winter 2010 edition of Frogpond, which contains haiku with an average of 10.5 syllables, varying from six at the shortest to 15 at the longest."

Winter 2010? Are you from the future?

[taai gihk yahn]

Winter 2010? Are you from the future?

I am; but that notwithstanding, AFAIK, quarterly journals will at times count the first edition of the year as the Winter issue; that, or WikiP had a wittle typo...

[SanHeChuan]

Winter 2010? Are you from the future?

He's the milkman!

[Lucas]

Tiger Claw of Death
Buy our gear or you shall DIE!
Twenty percent off!

[TenTigers]

there once was an admin named Gene,
(no, he wasn't the dancin' machine..)
he'd let db's post,
(Hardwork posts the most)
then he'd lick the ninjettes sqeaky clean.

[SanHeChuan]

Oh gene is the king
Of magazine editing
Won’t you buy his book?