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  1. 06-29-2010, 01:16 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
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    Gene, the Nacho Ninjette King
    He is 'teh deadly'
    It's "t3h d34DlY ™"

    learn your l33t eh.
    Kung Fu is good for you.
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  2. 06-29-2010, 01:20 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    It's "t3h d34DlY ™"

    learn your l33t eh.
    eeeya, thankie mass'er, let me fix right quickie heya??
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
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  3. 06-29-2010, 01:50 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    eeeya, thankie mass'er, let me fix right quickie heya??
    fukin fixy fasty!!!

    wait, that's an obscure cycling reference pertaining to fixed gear cycling....
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    I'm so...touched.

    If only you all
    were nacho ninjettes instead
    I would die happy
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    Winter 2010? Are you from the future?
    He's the milkman!
    - 三和拳

    "Civilize the mind but make savage the body" Mao Tse Tsung

    "You're certainly intelligent enough to know how to be a good person without the lead weights of religious dogma." Serpent

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  6. 06-29-2010, 03:34 PM #21
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    #2

    Tiger Claw of Death
    Buy our gear or you shall DIE!
    Twenty percent off!
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
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    there once was an admin named Gene,
    (no, he wasn't the dancin' machine..)
    he'd let db's post,
    (Hardwork posts the most)
    then he'd lick the ninjettes sqeaky clean.
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.
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  8. 06-29-2010, 03:51 PM #23
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    Oh gene is the king
    Of magazine editing
    Won’t you buy his book?
    - 三和拳

    "Civilize the mind but make savage the body" Mao Tse Tsung

    "You're certainly intelligent enough to know how to be a good person without the lead weights of religious dogma." Serpent

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  9. 07-07-2010, 01:59 PM #24
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    I can't do hiiku.
    But I did read this lovely piece and think
    Of Gene's love of cheese.
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it
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    oh gene, poor gene
    i stole Gina Carano
    now cry tears of nacho cheese



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  11. 07-07-2010, 02:30 PM #26
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    Score 1 for Becca!

    From Becca's link above:
    That hasn't stopped you, however, from fantasizing about swimming naked in a river of nacho cheese while nacho cheese nymphs swim by wearing tortilla chip bikinis.
    Wow, all these years I thought it was just me.

    Proof is in the pic, goju.
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  12. 07-07-2010, 03:05 PM #27
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    Goju just got pwnd
    Gene showed us what hes made of
    its nacho cheese b!tch
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
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    What is this Kung-Fu of which you speak?
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  14. 07-07-2010, 03:45 PM #29
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    fear not ye all,
    there is naught to fear,
    naught to fear,
    when a dragon is near.

    "one root, many branches. many trees, one forest."

    mind is the path

    the beauty of bagua
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  15. 07-14-2010, 03:43 PM #30
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    HI GUYS I MAKE CHEENISE PEOM

    拳神诗

    世上有竹心
    名字叫
    gene ching
    神功铁沙掌
    茅坑战蚊蝇
    苦练金肛罩
    蛆子不入洞
    生死命不顾
    肯德鸡一桶
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    婊封九寸肉
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