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  1. 06-29-2010, 12:04 PM #1
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    Show your Gene Ching Appreciation in a Haiku

    Sword in hand,
    The head swiftly cleaved.
    Blood is nacho cheese.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
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    Haiku fail.

    The format is:
    Five syllables
    Seven syllables
    Five syllables
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    Haiku fail.

    The format is:
    Five syllables
    Seven syllables
    Five syllables

    Haiku description fail.

    It is 17 "on" that are required.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    Haiku fail.

    The format is:
    Five syllables
    Seven syllables
    Five syllables
    ummmm...
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    Sword in hand,
    The head swiftly cleaved.
    Blood is nacho cheese.
    Three syllables
    Five syllables
    Five syllables

    soooo....

    and also:

    "In 1973, the Haiku Society of America noted that the then norm for writers of haiku in English was to use seventeen syllables but they also noted a trend towards shorter haiku.[6] This trend is borne out by the Winter 2010 edition of Frogpond, which contains haiku with an average of 10.5 syllables, varying from six at the shortest to 15 at the longest."
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

    well now...
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    so, limericks then?

    there once was a guy from fremont
    who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
    He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
    ...


    I got nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    Winter 2010 edition of Frogpond, which contains haiku with an average of 10.5 syllables, varying from six at the shortest to 15 at the longest."
    Winter 2010? Are you from the future?
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    so, limericks then?

    there once was a guy from fremont
    who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
    He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
    ...


    I got nothing.

    Someone wanna finish that?
    there once was a guy from fremont
    who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
    He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
    she reminded me of Brebis du Puyfaucon


    well look, you weren't coming up with anything better, so gimmie a break...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    Winter 2010? Are you from the future?
    I am; but that notwithstanding, AFAIK, quarterly journals will at times count the first edition of the year as the Winter issue; that, or WikiP had a wittle typo...
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    there once was a guy from fremont
    who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
    He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
    she reminded me of Brebis du Puyfaucon


    well look, you weren't coming up with anything better, so gimmie a break...
    actually I am impressed with your knowledge of artisan cheeses.
    I'm sure Gene would bow to your cheese knowledge...
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    actually I am impressed with your knowledge of artisan cheeses.
    I'm sure Gene would bow to your cheese knowledge...
    oh, don't be - I Googled cheeses and got it off iluvcheeses.com or something;

    what's even sadder is that I missed the OBVIOUS:

    there once was a guy from fremont
    who ate nachos with plenty of cheese on
    He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
    she reminds me of a well-aged Stilton


    yeesh...
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    Haiku for Gene

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    Gene, the Nacho Ninjette King
    He is 't3h d34DlY '
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