kung fu/martial arts reality - ignorance

[David Jamieson]

Each poo has a message for you.

colour, texture, content, volume, density...

these all tell you about your current state of health and the function of the machine that is your body.

so yeah, I look at my poop.

[SPJ]

you could always wash the poop off them and re-digest them to find out.

I used to eat a lot of watermellon with seeds in the 1960s in Taiwan.

before they genetically altered to seedless mellon

I always worried that there will be a mellon plant growing in my stomach.

actully seeds are pooped out, too.

what a relief.

[Lee Chiang Po]

Each poo has a message for you.

colour, texture, content, volume, density...

these all tell you about your current state of health and the function of the machine that is your body.

so yeah, I look at my poop.

It is also a good indicator of whether or not you are full of it. Corn has higher purpose than giving color and texture to one's dump. Bourbon being the first to come to mind. It creates the best ethenal beverages.

[uki]

Corn has higher purpose than giving color and texture to one's dump.

taco's and nacho's also come to mind.

[sholo86]

I believe this to be true...

"No matter what the conversation is all about...it always ends up in sh*ts...

[taai gihk yahn]

that what can be demonstrated is not the true demonstration.

which you have demonstrated perfectly!

[bawang]

one time i ate to many chipotle roasted nuts and i had diarrhea. it was relly painful because the diarrhea was spicy and i prayed to god many times asking for death
the lesson i learned was: chipotle roasted nuts taste very good

[TenTigers]

one time i ate to many chipotle roasted nuts and i had diarrhea. it was relly painful because the diarrhea was spicy and i prayed to god many times asking for death
the lesson i learned was: chipotle roasted nuts taste very good

yeah, but they cauterize your hemmorroids, so it's a good thing.
Win-Win!

[David Jamieson]

I hate roids. All itchy!
Used to get em when I rode a hardtail a lot. lol

[TenTigers]

I hate roids. All itchy!
Used to get em when I rode a hardtail a lot. lol

what was her name?

[David Jamieson]

what was her name?

It was Sheila the Shovester. lol

I also called her "spot" because she'd leave a mark everytime i'd leave her outside for a while.

[bawang]

sometimes i rub catnip on my bawls, then walk into a dark alley full of cats

[Dragonzbane76]

sometimes i rub catnip on my bawls, then walk into a dark alley full of cats

Bawang you live on the edge, right on the cliff of life.

[sanjuro_ronin]

sometimes i rub catnip on my bawls, then walk into a dark alley full of cats

Well, that is one way to get some pusssyy action down there, LOL !

[Scott R. Brown]

speaking for serious, i think u got really good oportunity to train kung fu, but you waste it. i would love to make my own wooden posts like u did, but u just juggle on them.
also your brain has problem

Are you sure it isn't YOUR brain that is the problem!

you might not forget it mentally, but your body will forget and it will be harder to do the longer you sit it aside.

You would be surprised how quickly you can get it all back though, if you remember how to ease yourself back into the training.

sometimes i rub catnip on my bawls, then walk into a dark alley full of cats

Bawang you live on the edge, right on the cliff of life.

Sometimes I wonder who was dropped on their heads more as a child, uki or bawang!

But back to the topic at hand....I refer everyone back to the Zen Master mentioned in my subscript there who took on a group of Samurai Swordmasters all at once with nothing but a fan. Not one of then touched him and he whacked each one on the head with his fan.

When they asked him how he could perform such a feat without any MA training, the subscript there was his reply!