Felt like a new thread was needed for this. There will surely be some crossover from Bad Day for Wannabe Bruce Lees & Bad Day for Samurai Wannabes. And there's a lot of archived Ninja Fails like Panty Ninja!!!! & metally disturbed ninja stabs parents (I know there's more but ninja calls up over 500 threads on a search and I wasn't going to invest *that* much work into this).

Police say burglar crawls into bed with Canton couple
By Robert Wang
CantonRep.com staff writer
Posted Aug 10, 2010 @ 11:21 PM
CANTON —

Often during a burglary, an intruder enters the home, perhaps causes some property damage, steals some items and leaves.

But in a burglary early Tuesday, an unshaven homeless man went into a residence in the 1300 block of 13th Street SE, apparently through an unlocked door, entered the kitchen, placed a can of noodles and pack of cigarettes into his pocket and then crawled into bed with the home’s occupant and his wife, according to a police report.

The report does not disclose how the occupant realized there was a third person in his bed during the incident, which took place around 2:45 a.m. But at some point, the intruder fled through a side or back door.

A police supervisor, who wasn’t on duty during that morning shift, read additional details from the dispatcher’s notes. Police found the man, who was wearing a dark baseball cap, peeking through a window of a home in the 1400 block of 13th Street SE and took him into custody.

The report and court records identified the arrested man as Michael C. Phillips, 22, with no address.

“He told the officers he’s a ninja and knows mixed martial arts,” the supervisor read from the notes, adding that Phillips, described as roughly 5 feet 8-inches tall and 160 pounds, is also known by his moniker of “Snake Eyes.”

Phillips was charged with felony burglary and a misdemeanor count of possessing marijuana. He is scheduled to appear today in Canton Municipal Court.

The report said police suspect that Phillips consumed alcohol and drugs. He was wearing a white T-shirt and blue shorts.

The home’s occupants, whom the report said were not physically harmed, could not be reached for comment Tuesday night. The police sergeant who was on duty that morning was out on patrol and also couldn’t be reached.