Why the 'Falcon Punch' always gets the job done

[ghostexorcist]

I saw this surveillance video of a chef throwing a fit on Youtube. Apparently there is only one way to calm a rage-filled chef: a FALCON PUNCH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyUxs...ture=topvideos

It might be fake, but I like to think the douche will be coughing up teeth for a while.

[Syn7]

i couldnt tell what he hit him with...

wtf is a falcon punch anyways??? is that another video game reference???

[ghostexorcist]

Yes, it is the name of a punch used by the video game character Captain Falcon. A Falcon Punch is an over exaggerated punch, often involving some hang time before the hit. This, of course, maximizes the weight behind it.

It is also commonly used to avoid unplanned pregnancy.

[Shaolin]

Yes, it is the name of a punch used by the video game character Captain Falcon. A Falcon Punch is an over exaggerated punch, often involving some hang time before the hit. This, of course, maximizes the weight behind it.

[ghostexorcist]

Actually, I've never been much of a video game person. I don't even own a game system. I think the last time I played a video game was when Sonic the Hedgehog came out on Sega Genesis. One thing I do remember about playing Super Mario Brothers on Nintendo with my older sister is that she would literally bite the controller or try to snap it in half when she wasn't winning.

I read about the Falcon Punch online. I was first introduced to it via the whole "cure for unplanned parenthood" aspect of it. My dark humor finds it funny. I have simply adopted the term for an over exaggerated punch. I think the "Superman Punch" applies.

[IronFist]

Captain Falcon is the driver of the blue car in F-Zero.

When did he get a punch? F-Zero is a racing game series.

[ghostexorcist]

Captain Falcon is the driver of the blue car in F-Zero.

When did he get a punch? F-Zero is a racing game series.

I honestly don't know, but I found a short clip of an Anime with him in it while I was looking for the above ice-skating picture. He does the punch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

I'm assuming the person from the chef video pulled their punch because he didn't want to atomize the planet.

[IronFist]

I honestly don't know, but I found a short clip of an Anime with him in it while I was looking for the above ice-skating picture. He does the punch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

I'm assuming the person from the chef video pulled their punch because he didn't want to atomize the planet.

Holy crap, apparently there is an F-Zero anime

I had F-Zero for Super Nintendo and F-Zero X for N64, both of which were racing games with no fighting or punching.

Also, both of which are great games

[PalmStriker]

The chef who flipped his lid was definitely ready for some down time after picking up that cleaver. Cuisine does have a way of driving chefs nuts, though.

[GeneChing]

Falcon punch is one of the many interesting words I've learned from the KFM forum.

[David Jamieson]

once again /b/ spreads it's disease of memes across the internet lol.

[Syn7]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Falcon+Punch


i love the second defenition... thanx gene...

2. Falcon Punch
The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
Dave: My PC's not working.
John: Just Falcon Punch it.
Dave: Good idea.

agreeeeeeeeed!!!!

[Syn7]

i bet these guys have wicked falcon punches... they scaaaary!!!

[ManilaCrane]

lol its all about the Shoryuken!