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    Shortest Books Ever (As written by KFM people)

    "Internet Etiquette" by LKFMDC

    "Modestly Dressed Women" by Sanjuro Ronin

    "My Summer with Blooming Lotus" by Gene Ching
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    "Diversify your Skillset" by Hardwork108

    "Proper Gym Hygiene" by Uki
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    "Tact and you" - Kansuke

    "My world of Martial Arts" - Hardwork108

    "Serious topics" - 1bad65

    "What I know for sure" - Mysterious Power

    "being trong" - Bawang

    "How to politely inform; A Canadian Perspective" -David Jamieson

    "Banning made easy" - Gene Ching

    "How to Moderate" -anonymous
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    "Offending Grandma, for Dummies" GDA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucas View Post
    "Offending Grandma, for Dummies" GDA
    lol, that wouldn't be short, that would be an epic tome!
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    lol some great ones in there.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.
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    i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.

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    "The KFMF Guide to Successful Trolling" - Justadude103

    "L'Argent Ou Est La Bouche: My Life as a Full-Contact Ring Fighter" - t niehoff

    "Crosstraining Wing Chun and BJJ - Embracing Your Inner MMA" - HW 108

    "The Tao of Rational Internet Discourse" - Hendrick

    "Put Down That Letter Opener: A Guide to Transitioning Out of the Field of Martial Arts Publishing" - Gene Ching


    on the flip side...

    "A Phenomenological Overview and Existential Examination Towards a Universal Methodology of Concise Explanations: A General Survey; Vol. 1 - 24 " - TGY

    "TGY's: A Phenomenological Overview and Existential Examination Towards a Universal Methodology of Concise Explanations: A General Survey; Vol. 1 - 24: The Annotated Edition " - Scott R. Brown
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post

    on the flip side...

    "A Phenomenological Overview and Existential Examination Towards a Universal Methodology of Concise Explanations: A General Survey; Vol. 1 - 24 " - TGY

    "TGY's: A Phenomenological Overview and Existential Examination Towards a Universal Methodology of Concise Explanations: A General Survey; Vol. 1 - 24: The Annotated Edition " - Scott R. Brown
    Haven't read this yet. It was recommended but not required reading for my technical writing class.

    But among the shorter works by the same author I recommend:
    The Mysterious Power of Qi: how to heal yourself and others at any distance and defeat any attacker with no effort, as dictated to TGY by the numinous Celestial Master ROM.
    Wildeye Books, 1995 hb.

    And might as well put in a plug for my own slim volume:
    Dethroning the Pontif: how to write plainly and avoid sounding like a pompous arse. Vanity Press 1983 (currently out of stock).
    "Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend yourself against fresh fruit."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    "Internet Etiquette" by LKFMDC
    eh, screw you
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

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    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
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    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lkfmdc View Post
    eh, screw you
    well, yeah, that's pretty much the whole book...

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    "Why Wing Chun Kung Fu is Effective for MMA" by Frost

    "Your Wing Chun is the Real Wing Chun" by Wing Chun forum
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    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    on the flip side...

    "A Phenomenological Overview and Existential Examination Towards a Universal Methodology of Concise Explanations: A General Survey; Vol. 1 - 24 " - TGY

    "TGY's: A Phenomenological Overview and Existential Examination Towards a Universal Methodology of Concise Explanations: A General Survey; Vol. 1 - 24: The Annotated Edition " - Scott R. Brown
    Suggested reading:

    Words I Don’t Know - by TGY

    What I Don’t Know - by SRB

    A Commentary On Words TGY Doesn't Know - by SRB

    A Commentary On What SRB Doesn't Know - by TGY

    Oooops! Sorry that would be a long one, but it wouldn't say a thing!

    And lastly:

    How to Kill An Internet Know-It-All In One Easy Step! - by SRB

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    "My Most Frequently Used Northern Shaolin Groundfighting Techniques and the Forms They Are Hidden In" - Knifefighter

    "My Door is Always Closed: Secret Anal Qigong Retention Techniques" - Dale Dugas

    "The Zen of Juggling: a Mason's Guide to Corporate Multitasking" - Uki

    "Martha Stewart's Guide to Scenic Backyard Videotaping" - No_Know

    "Kung Fu Birthday Parties in the Ming Dynasty: The True Roots of Chinese Martial Arts" - bawang
    Last edited by taai gihk yahn; 09-01-2010 at 04:48 PM.

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    "The Mouth Boxer Rebellion" by Dale Dugas


    "Ninja Girls, a Pop Up Book" by Sanjuro Ronin
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    Originally Posted by RD'S Alias - 1A

    I have easily beaten every one I have ever fought.....

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    well actually that book isn't a pop up. lost in translation there, but definitely popping up is involved...just not with the book itself...
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