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Thread: Shortest Books Ever (As written by KFM people)

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    "How I lost my medication, and now foam at the mouth" by Lokhopkuen
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.

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    How To Make Friends and Influence People by GDA
    I have a signature.

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    "In Layman's Terms," by TGY
    previously entitled,
    "Berlitz book of Simplified Conversational English for Aliens and Androids," by TGY
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

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    "Unifying CLF, a concise history" by, HSK and extrajoseph
    (this joint effort will be published, just as soon as the authors can agree on what color ink to use...)
    Last edited by TenTigers; 09-02-2010 at 06:12 AM.
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

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    "You Never Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression" By BGZ Badboy
    How to create an instant rapport leading to lasting friendships, with anyone in moments.
    (this is actually not a book, but an infomercial. Total running time:00000.2 sec.)
    Last edited by TenTigers; 09-02-2010 at 06:52 AM.
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

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    "Avoiding Logical Fallacy, An In-Depth Examination of Common Rhetorical Oversights," Anthology edited by KFMF Publishers.

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    "Who is Rick? You Just Got "Rolls" Rolled" - Rolls
    "Rashguards - Things You Wanted To Know But Were Afraid To Ask" - MasterKiller
    "The Juits!" - MerryPrankster
    "Just a Squirrel Tryin' To Get a Nut" - No Know
    "How I loved WKF and Shawn Liu, Let Me Count the Ways" - LKFMDC

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    Rik, it is funny that you bring up Badboy. His website went down, and his threats and posts about being a tough guy turned into nothing but the wind that comes out of his posterior.

    He will be missed.

    not.
    Mouth Boxers have not the testicular nor the spinal fortitude to be known.
    Hence they hide rather than be known as adults.

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    he sure made it interesting around here for a few days though.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    "Why women hate me" by MasterKiller
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    As a mod, I don't have to explain myself to you.

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    "Wombat Thai jititsu, and the fall of the white man" Bawang
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.

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    "How to Judo Katana, in the Mind eye of the Spiritual Tiger" MEGAFIST (who remembers that crazy sob?)
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    "Running an internet site full of dummies for dummies" by Gene Ching.

    "Wing Chun, A Love Story" by Hardwork 108

    "Monies for Kung Fu" by Bawang

    "How to be 52 different people at once" by lkfmdc

    "How to incite a riot in 25 seconds" by Dragonzbane76
    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". -Cus D'Amato

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    "Fooling People by Changing your Screen Name to Something Out of Character" by BJJ-Blue (foreword by 1bad65)
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    As a mod, I don't have to explain myself to you.

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    Don't forget the classic children's book, "Good Night Mushroom" written and illustrated by Uki.

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