Shortest Books Ever (As written by KFM people)

[brothernumber9]

"How To Always Stay On Topic' - SPJ with Introduction by Jack Handy
"No I'm Not a Douglas Wong Student" - Gene Ching
"The Lost History of the ORA Battle Thread" - Sevenstar and Design Sifu
"So Last Year (search function for dummies)" - Doug Maverick
"Did He Just Call Me Seafood?" - A collaboration of TCMA teachers.

[MasterKiller]

My Tombstone by MasterKiller

[Lucas]

wow thats the best ever. i still want to have my carbon compressed into a diamond, mounted in a various jewel uncrusted dagger and lodged into the top of my tribal gold enlaid skull.

[Syn7]

wow thats the best ever. i still want to have my carbon compressed into a diamond, mounted in a various jewel uncrusted dagger and lodged into the top of my tribal gold enlaid skull.

thats priceless...

[David Jamieson]

wow thats the best ever. i still want to have my carbon compressed into a diamond, mounted in a various jewel uncrusted dagger and lodged into the top of my tribal gold enlaid skull.

yeah being compressed into a jewel would be cool.

[Lucas]

we'll see if the world lets me pull that one off.

[GeneChing]

We'll be lucky if we can find anything left of your body, Lucas.

Compress My Dead Jewels into Jewels by Lucas

[jdhowland]

i still want to have my carbon compressed into a diamond, mounted in a various jewel uncrusted dagger and lodged into the top of my tribal gold enlaid skull.

I'll see that it gets done, Old Friend.








Um...would you like to have the dagger implanted before, or after, your demise?

[Syn7]

if its before, can i do it???

[Lucas]

I vote for before. Because if that happens then I'll die, so then we can compress my jewels into jewels, it might hurt a bit if im still alive.

makes perfect logical sense to me. we can have a raffle to make it fare

[Syn7]

I vote for before. Because if that happens then I'll die, so then we can compress my jewels into jewels, it might hurt a bit if im still alive.

makes perfect logical sense to me. we can have a raffle to make it fare

fair... sorry, im not a spelling nazi, i always mispell words, but fare just irked me a bit


dont you mean after??? if we stick a knife in your head before your demise, it could very well hurt a lil bit... and if you survived, it would seriously hamper your social life sticking out like that... you could get a job as a fancy coat rack with lots of opinions... you can even rifle peoples pockets

also, with a knife sticking out of your face, getting your nuttz chopped off may not seem as bad when your working with this context... you can live a few more years and enjoy your jewels new home, a few inches from your chin

[Syn7]

hhmmm, i s'pose i could've worded all that a bit better...

but a good third of yall are smart enough to get what im sayin


thats enough for me

[Dragonzbane76]

build me a Mausoleum ... I have some ideas...

little to much??

[Syn7]

build me a Mausoleum ... I have some ideas...

little to much??

its amazing that they found all that like that all nice in rows still... think how long it would take for them to get covered up... and nobody disturbed anything that whole time... crazy... the detail on these works are amazing... i like the horses... crazy sh!t...

[Hardwork108]

My Tombstone by MasterKiller

I want my tombstone next to yours, on the right hand side...