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    dont you mean written, illustrated, and PERFORMED by uki?
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.

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    "LKFMDC's guide to all that is good in tma, with a lengthy forward by dragonzbane"

    Also, David Jamieson's "How to moderate without annoyance" and KC Elbows "108 rules to moderating without totally losing faith in humanity, abridged", both of which are currently out of print.

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    "The Slippery Slope of Satire - A Cautionary Tale." - KC Elbows

    "Wayne Newton and Public Busing: The Only Ways I Rock and Roll" - Ten Tigers

    "Ecumenicalism and Islam: Cutting Edge Strategies for Interfaith Tolerance and Understanding in a Post 9/11 World" - 1bad65 w/intro by goju
    Last edited by taai gihk yahn; 09-02-2010 at 05:35 PM.

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    "Take Off, Eh?: A Local's Guide to Hot Canadian Strippers" - Sanjuro Ronin

    "Get Hosed, Ya Hoser: Another Local's Guide to Decent Canadian Beer" - David Jamieson

    "Sundays in the Park With TGY: My Secret Deconstruction Love Affair" - LKFMDC

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    "Urine Love-a brewmaster's guide to making and recycling your own beer"
    -by Dale Dugas
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

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    "Mysterious Power-High Level skill training, and how to achieve it"
    -author unknown
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

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    "Martial Arts cults, scammers, and rip-off artists, and how to spot them"
    by Kempoisbest
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

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    "Question Everything You Are Taught or Told: A Skeptic's Guide to Learning Martial Arts" - any student of Shaolin Do or USSD

    "Ethical Martial Arts Business Practice" - any instructor for USSD

    "Professional Video Production and Editing" - any student of Nam Wing Chun

    "Clearing the Clouds of Confusion: An Etymological Study of Chinese Character Radicals" - author unknown

  9. #39
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    "How to be 52 different people at once" by lkfmdc
    I am just Gene Ching, and HE is the other 53 people
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
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    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TenTigers View Post
    "Urine Love-a brewmaster's guide to making and recycling your own beer"
    -by Dale Dugas

    Should be more like this:

    Diamond Body and Beer: alchemical training for fun and invulnerability.
    Mouth Boxers have not the testicular nor the spinal fortitude to be known.
    Hence they hide rather than be known as adults.

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    "How to find acceptance as a white guy with a pony tail in TKD" by goju

    Forward by epic beard man, ilustrations by lucas

    Topics covered include....

    Therapeutic techniques from world renown psychologists to find exceptence with yourself and a free dvd from an anonymous members metting where we share our stories!


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    Diamond Body and Beer: alchemical training for fun and invulnerability.
    By Dale Dugas

    I want this book!

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    "That dark, deep tan" by Master Killer
    Chan Tai San Book at https://www.createspace.com/4891253

    Quote Originally Posted by taai gihk yahn View Post
    well, like LKFMDC - he's a genuine Kung Fu Hero™
    Quote Originally Posted by Taixuquan99 View Post
    As much as I get annoyed when it gets derailed by the array of strange angry people that hover around him like moths, his good posts are some of my favorites.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen Bassette View Post
    I think he goes into a cave to meditate and recharge his chi...and bite the heads off of bats, of course....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Dugas View Post
    Should be more like this:

    Diamond Body and Beer: alchemical training for fun and invulnerability.
    I would read that too.Put beer in the title and it's an instant win.
    i.e. "Do it yourself root canal and beer"
    or, "Anal fissures and Beer: 1001 uses for those empties."

    ..ok, there might be a flaw in my logic....
    Last edited by TenTigers; 09-03-2010 at 08:27 AM.
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

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    Good one MK

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