Originally Posted by
Jimbo
lol! Those are exactly the types of questions I used to get when more people at work knew I did MA. Now the only guy at work who knows is a Vietnamese guy who also has trained MA. There were fully-grown, chronological adults asking or saying stuff like:
"Could Bruce Lee beat up all those UFC fighters?"
"If Bruce Lee, JCVD, Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris were all locked in a room and had to fight their way out, who do you think would win?"
"Could you beat up like ten guys?"
"I saw these guys in a movie, and they were like real cool, they could float in midair and fight and stuff. Do you know someone who can do that?"
" The style I practice is used by the Russian Spetsnaz(sp?), and we learn to kill people. If some guy ever f***s with me, I'll just f'n kill 'em."
"I've seen that UFC stuff on TV and those guys suck, dude. I bet Chuck Norris could kick all their a$$es."
...and they weren't all kidding, either.
The answer to all those questions, and every other ever asked is:
Chuck Norris.
Psalms 144:1
Praise be my Lord my Rock,
He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !