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  1. 09-15-2010, 01:20 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimbo View Post
    lol! Those are exactly the types of questions I used to get when more people at work knew I did MA. Now the only guy at work who knows is a Vietnamese guy who also has trained MA. There were fully-grown, chronological adults asking or saying stuff like:

    "Could Bruce Lee beat up all those UFC fighters?"

    "If Bruce Lee, JCVD, Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris were all locked in a room and had to fight their way out, who do you think would win?"

    "Could you beat up like ten guys?"

    "I saw these guys in a movie, and they were like real cool, they could float in midair and fight and stuff. Do you know someone who can do that?"

    " The style I practice is used by the Russian Spetsnaz(sp?), and we learn to kill people. If some guy ever f***s with me, I'll just f'n kill 'em."

    "I've seen that UFC stuff on TV and those guys suck, dude. I bet Chuck Norris could kick all their a$$es."

    ...and they weren't all kidding, either.
    The answer to all those questions, and every other ever asked is:
    Chuck Norris.
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  2. 09-15-2010, 01:35 PM #17
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    But those are such easy questions.

    "Could you beat up Bruce Lee/ Jet Li/ JCVD/ Chuck Norris/ Steven Segal/ ETC?"
    Sure. Bruce is dead. Jet is wushu. JCVD & Seagal, don't even get me started. Not touching Chuck.

    "Are you part of a Ninja Clan?"
    Yes but don't tell anyone.

    "Did you live with the Shaolin Monks?"
    Yes. Read my book.

    "Can you rip someone's heart out?"
    Yes. I've ripped the hearts out of many nacho ninjettes.

    "Do you know the Death touch?"
    No but I know the G spot.
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  3. 09-15-2010, 04:32 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    "Could you beat up Bruce Lee/ Jet Li/ JCVD/ Chuck Norris/ Steven Segal/ ETC?"
    Sure. Bruce is dead. Jet is wushu. JCVD & Seagal, don't even get me started. Not touching Chuck.
    just thinking about fighting chuck will get ur ass kicked...
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  4. 09-15-2010, 08:05 PM #19
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    if chuck norris is so great why doesnt he have magnificent beard like guan gong

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    if guang gong beard is so magnificent how come i never heard of it
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  6. 09-16-2010, 10:05 AM #21
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    "chronological adults" -love it!
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  7. 09-16-2010, 05:36 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by SanHeChuan View Post
    martial arts at work
    Lol...man I started laughing in a public shietter!
    "I don't know if anyone is known with the art of "sitting on your couch" here, but in my eyes it is also to be a martial art.

    It is the art of avoiding dangerous situations. It helps you to avoid a dangerous situation by not actually being there. So lets say there is a dangerous situation going on somewhere other than your couch. You are safely seated on your couch so you have in a nutshell "difused" the situation."
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