Freeform lineage war thread

[KC Elbows]

Your pie does the lazily bend over, but their opening the gates of heaven is nothing compared to the opening the gates of heaven in the bumflower pie!

[sanjuro_ronin]

The only pie that matters !

[sanjuro_ronin]

Pie, pie and more pie !

[Lucas]

I still say cake is better.

[bawang]

mang. ur 40 years old and almsot time to go limp biscuit. u have wife and kids. why u keep posting noodies on internet?

[Lucas]

supply and demand is powerful

[sanjuro_ronin]

[bawang]

i rubbed jow on my penus and now it feels like a walnut and im impotent. what do i do?
HLEP

[sanjuro_ronin]

mang. ur 40 years old and almsot time to go limp biscuit. u have wife and kids. why u keep posting noodies on internet?

Noodies?
What are you, 8?

[KC Elbows]

I have seen SR's pictures from the real pie Pai, and while the pie might be real, sometimes a couple other things are not!

I am, of course, speaking of airbrushing the eyes. To make them look blue.

You can see it sometimes if you look closely.

[Lucas]

I may not make it out of today alive....BUT, here is the truth about the real pie.