KungFuMagazine.com’s NinjaStar 2010

[GeneChing]

Please note the following stipulation in NinjaStar's official rules, I.H.A.K. :
ANY PHOTO DEEMED OF A PRURIENT OR PORNOGRAPHIC NATURE WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.

Also note that "All entries must PROMINENTLY DISPLAY TIGER CLAW GEAR in their photo."

Buying produce is allowable, but I think you just let the cat...or the cabbage...out of the bag there, Lucas.

Good luck everyone. We eagerly await your photo entries.

[I Hate Ashida Kim]

Please note the following stipulation in NinjaStar's official rules, I.H.A.K. :
ANY PHOTO DEEMED OF A PRURIENT OR PORNOGRAPHIC NATURE WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.

Also note that "All entries must PROMINENTLY DISPLAY TIGER CLAW GEAR in their photo."

But the honorable great grandmaster invincible ninja sensei Ashida Kim says that even a naked make can practice ninjitsu alone in a dark room.

And then you have to say no pornographic photos. Way to ruin my plans!!

(To be honest I had to look up "prurient" on dictionary.com... haha)


Wait.

Assuming I am wearing TIGER CLAW GEAR in my picture, can I also wear a deer pelvis on my head like Ashida Kim does? (pic for reference: http://www.dojopress.com/pics/cvr-invisiblefist.gif )

That is REAL ULTIMATE POWER if I've ever seen it.

That brings me to my next question: Will TIGER CLAW be producing martial arts deer pelvises anytime soon?

[GeneChing]

Unfortunately Tiger Claw will not be producing ninja deer pelvises at this time. That being said, you may use a ninja deer pelvis from another company but NinjaStar reserves the right to digitally blur the logos of any ninja deer pelvis manufacturers.

While I'm on the subject, check out our new thread on Supah Ninjas. Ninjas. They're popping up everywhere this Halloween.

[Lucas]

Oh one more question....can we only submit one image?

[GeneChing]

You can send as many images as you want.

You can see last year's albums on MySpace or facebook best. They are spread out across last year's thread, so you can see the progression of last year's contest, but it's not quite as easy to view the entire gallery.

[Lucas]

Get your arc ready, prepare the red sea, because the flood is imminent.

[GeneChing]

And good luck to you.

We just got the trophy sword set in today. It was delivered by ninjas, who vanished in a flash with a smoke bomb. The ninjas say the custom plaque is being designed now and as soon as that is attached to the trophy stand, we'll have a pic for you all here.

[Lucas]

OH SWEET

i was slightly jealous and mad at myself for not participating last year, i had so much going on. but i loved that sword prize when i saw it.

quick question. the tabi boots you sell at martialartsmart, are they pretty durable? how many peoples faces would you say i could cave in from kicks before i bust a stitch, break a seal, etc.?

[GeneChing]

I've never actually tried to kick someone with tabi. Let me get back to you about that.

[I Hate Ashida Kim]

Unfortunately Tiger Claw will not be producing ninja deer pelvises at this time. .

This is a bigger disappointment than when I learned that Ninja Santa Claus wasn't real and that he didn't appear under the tree in a flash from a smoke bomb to deliver presents and then disappear up the chimney under the shroud of another smoke bomb and get back into his sleigh which was guided by 9 astral spies.

[GeneChing]

If it's any consolation, Ninja Santa exists on the web. Amazing what you can find on the web, isn't it.




That being said, I don't think it's an authentic ninja deer pelvis if it's purchased off the web. Traditional ninjas have a code to uphold, you know.

Meanwhile, the ninja tip of today is this: Check out Die Antwoord.

[GeneChing]

We never did a Ninja Issue for Kung Fu Tai Chi for obvious reasons. But TC Media did a Ninja cover for the now defunct general martial arts publication, World of Martial Arts. This back issue is part of the prize package.

[KC Elbows]

Thai massage? No ninja massage?

There's an untapped market there, Gene.

[ManilaCrane]

can we use photoshop to add some cool ninja effects? lol

[GeneChing]

Photoshop is fair game, ManilaCrane.

If it's any consolation, Ninja Massage exists on the web. Amazing what you can find on the web, isn't it.
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