In an effort to cut costs, Gene Ching, CFO of Trolling, Inc. has declared that the popular and controversial handle LKFMDC is being outsourced to India.
"It's really a matter of dollars and cents. We'd used Coach Ross for years to manage our vast array of online trolls and trademarked glorified kickboxers, but we found the return was getting to be much less than the cost; not just for salary, but for all the young Asian booty and dim sum costs associated. Few members realized that for every flamewar, we were having to provide baijiu and steamed buns; even the low cost doctored photos of members was adding up."
Despite Ching's explanation, Coach Ross has countered, saying costs had little to do with it.
"Gene was angry over some promotional pics I put up of him from his book tour. He seemed to think those were private pics between him and I, while I assumed they were to be used to plug the book and his high end line of shaolin skin cream. It's all a big misunderstanding, but instead of dealing with me directly, he does this. I'm really saddened by the way this went, I thought those pictures really showed how well the skin cream whitened one's skin, it contrasted so well with his book."
Members of the popular kungfu forum had mixed opinions.
"I thought the new LKFMDC was much more polite than the old one. I mean, why should Gene pay for Ross's posh New York lifestyle, and really, everyone prefers Bawang nowadays, anyway," said one member.
Other members had different views. "I'm posting, and I see LKFMDC post 'You kung fu its not real, Chan Tai San showered me good kung fu, then beat up a stupid guys who had a dogss face, LOL.' I mean, is that even English? And don't even get me started on the pics: they're clearly pics cut with scissors and scanned in. I'm dissappointed."
To get to the heart of the matter, we contacted long time member Knifefighter, with whom we had this exchange:
Interviewer: Knifefighter, it's nice to have you here.
Knifefighter: That's because you are a theoretical non-fighter applying theory based around dance.
Interviewer: I'm sorry, I don't understand where you're coming from on that?
Knifefighter: If you didn't do form, you probably would.
Interviewer: Okay. Um...what is it you miss most about the old LKFMDC?
Knifefighter: His constant adherence to a respectful debating style.
Insiders have suggested that the outsourcing of these memberships may have deeper economic reasoning.
"It's clear that with the problems in Mexico, the nacho cheese supply is not flowing as constantly as before. On top of that, the cost of finding an actual ninjette, not a portly woman doing kempo and calling it ninjutsu, well, it's staggering," said Drake.
"That's stupid," member BJJ-Blue counters. "First, link? Second, it's Obama's fault for making the cost of doing a decent nacho cheese combine in the states prohibitively high, and don't even get me started on how Democrats act like they're fighting for immigrants while making it harder and harder for hard working ninjettes who would actually seek legal residency to get it, while giving a free ride to CRIMINALS who just want to live on my dollar and eat my nacho cheese."