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  1. 06-05-2013, 07:35 PM #46
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    Stretch machine helps you attain full splits

    Kickboxer says martial arts helped him save kidnapped child in South America

    Is wearing leg warmers to class acceptable?

    New rebreakable boards in three levels of difficulty

    Martial arts school insurance now available!
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    I thought Tae Bo was a product of the 90's?

    This is G80's:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxBdgfvlYIg
    The 10 Elements of Choy Lay Fut:
    Kum, Na, Gwa, Sau, Chop, Pow, Kup, Biu, Ding, Jong

    The 13 Principles of Taijiquan:
    Ward Off, Roll Back, Press, Push, Pluck, Elbow, Shoulder, Split, Forward, Back, Left, Right, Central Equilibrium

    And it doesn't hurt to practice stuff from:
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    The fiercest fighting styles have a look to match. Unleash your inner warrior with the power of the Mullet!
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    New American system of eclectic kung fu - Han Foo Wa (a.k.a., Hand-Foot Way).
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    This man says he can kick your @ss and he's offering up an open challenge to prove it! Meet Rorion Gracie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yutyeesam View Post
    I thought Tae Bo was a product of the 90's?

    This is G80's:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxBdgfvlYIg
    That's what they want you to think!

    I know the original, sercret origins!
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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    You can discuss discrepancies and so on in people's posts without ripping them apart. So easy to do sitting behind a computer screen anonymously, but in person I'm sure you'd be very different, unless you're a total misanthrope without any friends.
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    New dipped foam sparring gear gives you more freedom of movement!

    Karate uniforms in new improved material: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester

    China now allows more foreigners in! What will martial artists find?

    The Balisong knife is a ninja weapon
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    Secret internal Tae Kwon Do forms, anybody have the videos?
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  14. 06-08-2013, 09:23 PM #59
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    Ninjitsu was actually made for peace... Not ruthless assassination like in every ninja movie.

    What a strange historical rewrite! "We were just playing in the sand and catching fish in the mountains when these pesky samurai came along and threatened our ancestral temple. So we learned camouflage and fighting to protect ourselves."

    The actual history is probably more like, "we trained cool crazy stuff all day so the shogun could hire us. One day he became threatened by his need for us and how good we were which made him hunt is down. The my future white American cousin Stephen K. Hayes became the father of American ninjitsu and grid to mad me look like the good guy."
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    Well guys I just paid $50 for my belt promotion test: three stripes on my yellow belt.

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