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    "Olympic Tae Kwon Do - the Final Evolution of Full-Contact Fighting"

    "New Tournament Competition Bo Staffs Only Weigh Five Pounds: Traditionalists Cry Foul"

    "Karate Straight Line Techniques vs. Kung Fu Circular Movements"

    "Ninjitsu: The Ultimate Martial Art"

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    "They call him Ashida Kim. A rare interview with a Renegade Ninja Master."

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    Greetings,

    "JiuJitsu, the least reality based Martial Art"

    "Learn Kung Fu by Watching the Movies: A Blind Man Speaks Out!!"

    "Make Your Opponent Dizzy and Pass Out, The Circling art of Pakk Kwahh"

    "Will Tom Toy Survive?"

    "The Best Kung Fu Shoe to Fight With"

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    "Van dam, to play frank dukes in bloodsport" Dukes the only man to kill 100s of people in hong kong kumite.

    "ninja outfit, white or black? which is you?"


    "forms training the future of how you should fight"

    "New fighting venue, UFC, totally unrealistic by many masters opinions."
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.

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    "OMG Jhoon Rhee got beat at a gas station!"
    "Just got my Chuck Norris elastic crotch jeans."
    "Where can I buy some numchucks?"
    "Point sparring applications for the street"

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    "Martial Arts keeps kids clean and off the streets." -by Jay T. Will
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

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    Benny the Jet challenges Sugar Ray Leonard. We're almost sure it's going to happen this time.

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    Introducing Muay Thai, Thailand's Unbeaten Art.

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    "Mu-Tau - Greece's answer to JKD"
    "My Gung-Fu may not be Your Gung-Fu.
    Gwok-Si, Gwok-Faht"

    "I will not be part of the generation
    that killed Kung-Fu."

    ....step.

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    An ACTUAL ONE:

    LETHAL WEAPON !!
    GRACIE JUJUTSU AND MEL GIBSON IN LETHAL WEAPON !!
    Psalms 144:1
    Praise be my Lord my Rock,
    He trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle !

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    "I just got this awesome Panther VHS series called 18 Taoist Palms with this scary looking Grandmaster named James Lacy who teaches you how to break coconuts (skulls) with your hands! That guy's scary!"
    I was on the metro earlier, deep in meditation, when a ruffian came over and started causing trouble. He started pushing me with his bag, steadily increasing the force until it became very annoying. When I turned to him, before I could ask him to stop, he immediately started hurling abuse like a scoundrel. I performed a basic chin na - carotid artery strike combination and sent him to sleep. The rest of my journey was very peaceful, and passersby hailed me as a hero - Warrior Man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faruq View Post
    "I just got this awesome Panther VHS series called 18 Taoist Palms with this scary looking Grandmaster named James Lacy who teaches you how to break coconuts (skulls) with your hands! That guy's scary!"
    yeah, he is the real bad santa.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    A real life Karate Kid!

    Catch-A-Fly-With-Chopsticks Kit!

    Bruce Lee's Secret 1 inch Punch in 3 easy steps!

    Chuck Norris Returning to his Martial Arts Roots in "Firewalker"!

    Muscles? In 7 Days!

    Conflux shoes - Fred Villari does it again!
    The 10 Elements of Choy Lay Fut:
    Kum, Na, Gwa, Sau, Chop, Pow, Kup, Biu, Ding, Jong

    The 13 Principles of Taijiquan:
    Ward Off, Roll Back, Press, Push, Pluck, Elbow, Shoulder, Split, Forward, Back, Left, Right, Central Equilibrium

    And it doesn't hurt to practice stuff from:
    Mounts, Guards, and Side Mounts!


    Austin Kung-Fu Academy

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    Quote Originally Posted by KC Elbows View Post
    Mail order porn will never die.
    in high school one of my friends turned 18 so he would go to the porn store and find the deals in back of magazines that were like 20 videos for 10 bucks or something. they were horrible videos, but he would sell them in school. he made a killing selling it to the underclassmen.
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis View Post
    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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