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    dit da jow for hemmoroids?

    hello, im wondering if it is safe to apply jow on the anus to alleviate hemmoroids, thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    hello, im wondering if it is safe to apply jow on the anus to alleviate hemmoroids, thank you
    jesus christ.

    no. lol.

    rhoids often have fissures. you don't want jow getting in there.

    use Preparation H, it's cheaper, easier to find and will work, it's been proven.
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    Wtf bawang?!

    Try Tiger Balm for your hemorrhoids.
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    Believe it or not, the common household helper "Draino" really soothes them, Bawang Shi-fu. Ll'close 'em right up for you too.

    But I had a girlfriend many years back who was from Australia and she told me back home everyone used "Captain Jocko's Outback Peppermint Hemorrhoid Cream". Maybe you can check online to get it.
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    lol i just had to comment in an epic named thread as stated....

    I did a double take on the title....
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.

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    You can use one of those ped-eggs

    Peg Eggs work well on the skin of your feet. You can just file down those rhoids to the nubs. It'll make wiping up after yourself much easier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    Peg Eggs work well on the skin of your feet. You can just file down those rhoids to the nubs. It'll make wiping up after yourself much easier.

    But Gene, I thought you were supposed to develop them with Iron Roid training?

    I've heard of a traditional system that uses them to deadly effect...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yum Cha View Post
    But Gene, I thought you were supposed to develop them with Iron Roid training?

    I've heard of a traditional system that uses them to deadly effect...
    I was master of that system until I sold my bike...

    Now I have to get another one to regain my rank o'rhoids!
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    really hot acupuncture needles;

    I am available on a per diem rate;

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    wow why did i just read that? I feel dirty now.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i had an old taichi lady talk smack behind my back. i mean comon man, come on. if it was 200 years ago,, mebbe i wouldve smacked her and took all her monehs.
    Originally posted by Bawang
    i am manly and strong. do not insult me cracker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonzbane76 View Post
    wow why did i just read that? I feel dirty now.
    why, did reading that give you a boner or something?

    cause that is kinky, you kinky mo fo!
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