This thread is way too good to be kept on the internal martial arts forum...

[MysteriousPower]

Thank God, and Al Gore, for the internet to expose ridiculousness. I found this in the internal martial arts forum. I feel bad for kung fu every time I see a seminar like this.




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Dale Dugas
My door is always open

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Location: Quincy, MA
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Jiulong Baguazhang Seminar in Boston
Magnetic Body Skills

Internal Skills of Jiulong Baguazhang




Magnetic Body: A Li Family Neigong Art

A Seminar With John P. Painter, PhD

Legends tell of an amazing martial ability that allowed an internal
martial art master to control the movements of his enemy with the
lightest of touch and in come cases without touching him at all. These
legends that seem like magic are in fact true. The secret however is not
magic, but a subtle manipulation of an individual's nervous system by
the master. Dr. John Painter of the Li family Daoqiquan lineage was
taught these amazing skills as a boy by Grand Master Li, Long-dao. He is
presenting this amazing art in a workshop entitled Magnetic Body Skills.
Come learn the truth behind the legend and discover that with just a
small amount of practice you to can use your Magnetic Body Skills on
others. This is an ideal skill for anyone in any style of martial art
and also for body-workers who want to go more deeply into their ability
to "touch" the client.

Date: Friday, December 17, 2010
Time: 7-10 P.M.
Location: Boston Ultimate Fitness
33 Harrison Ave. 7th Floor
Boston, MA 02111

Cost: $65.00
Beginners Welcome!

Please join us for this exciting event!

Also, on Saturday and Sunday, December 18 and 19th, we will begin our
examination of using Yi Xin Gong material of Jiulong Baguazhang with walking and moving.
Beginners are welcome, but you must attend Saturday's session to take part in Sunday's training.

For more information visit http://www.bostonbaguazhang.com or call 617-595-8097 or email info@bostonbaguazhang.com

[MysteriousPower]

I hope they post video of this amazing skill being used against resisting opponents.

[Violent Designs]

First Blood.

[MartialDev]

I can easily find videos of John Painter and make my own decisions.
Where can I find videos of MysteriousPower?

[Knifefighter]

Fools and their money are easily separated.

[goju]

I can easily find videos of John Painter and make my own decisions.
Where can I find videos of MysteriousPower?

If he showed videos of himself then he wouldnt be so mysterious . Duh

[MysteriousPower]

I can easily find videos of John Painter and make my own decisions.
Where can I find videos of MysteriousPower?

I can easily find videos of John Painter and his cohorts as well and none of them are ever of him fighting. The difference between him and I is that I don't pawn myself off as skilled at anything or try to steal peoples' money by teaching them bs. By his videos it's proven he had no skills against resisting opponents. My lack of videos means the same thing I guess. But, like I said, I am not making money or trying to build/maintain a reputation of being teh real dealz.

[Dale Dugas]

Both of the individuals are invited to come and see myself and my teacher.

I invite you both to the workshop.

My door is always open.

[Knifefighter]

Both of the individuals are invited to come and see myself and my teacher.

I invite you both to the workshop.

My door is always open.

1- Are you going to show full-contact demonstrations against fully resistant opponents of the same size? If so, can we record the demo?

2- Are you going to wave the charges for us?

[MysteriousPower]

Both of the individuals are invited to come and see myself and my teacher.

I invite you both to the workshop.

My door is always open.

If you cannot handle the playground banter than you can play elsewhere. I am not looking for a fight. I am just looking for one of you internal master-baters to put up a video of these magnetic skills being used against resisting opponents. Also kindly point out how these skills are different from...reactions gained through hard training. Is that not easier than fighting everyone that disagrees with you? Do not answer because putting up a single video is much easier.

[Dale Dugas]

1- Are you going to show full-contact demonstrations against fully resistant opponents of the same size? If so, can we record the demo?

2- Are you going to wave the charges for us?

I will demonstrate full contact against yourself as you and the other unknown poster seem to desire it.

You are invited free to come to Boston December 17th-19th.

My teacher will demonstrate, and I will show you apps against yourself.

Both of you are invited to attend free of charge.

[MysteriousPower]

Both of the individuals are invited to come and see myself and my teacher.

I invite you both to the workshop.

My door is always open.

How dare you raise your qi infested hand to me? You should be thanking me for the free advertising. For every 6 of us realists that reads my crap there are 2 knucklehead qi huggers who buys something from you.

Do I get a thanks? Do not worry. You are welcome.

[TenTigers]

and this is so very important to you because, why...?
I don't get you. You have no idea whatsoever what he is teaching, yet you find the need to butt in and spew your self-hatred, as if you are accomplishing something in doing this.
Dr. Painter and Dale obviously are very dedicated to their art, and feel they have something to share.
"The wise man talks because he has something to say.
The fool talks because he has to say something."
Dude...get a freakin life.

[MysteriousPower]

and this is so very important to you because, why...?
I don't get you. You have no idea whatsoever what he is teaching, yet you find the need to butt in and spew your self-hatred, as if you are accomplishing something in doing this.
Dr. Painter and Dale obviously are very dedicated to their art, and feel they have something to share.
"The wise man talks because he has something to say.
The fool talks because he has to say something."
Dude...get a freakin life.

The qi hugging ten tigers will be there. Do I get a cut, Dale?

Ten,
If you advertised a bs "mantis qi gong to make yourself impervious to hits and make you a real man in bed" seminar I would bring the hand of god d a m n on you too. I can tell though that though you want to believe in all this you do not really at your qi hugging core.

[TenTigers]

The qi hugging ten tigers will be there. Do I get a cut, Dale?

Ten,
If you advertised a bs "mantis qi gong to make yourself impervious to hits and make you a real man in bed" seminar I would bring the hand of god**** on you too. I can tell though that though you want to believe in all this you do not really at your qi hugging core.

yeah, you have one point there. I am what I like to refer to as a "hopefull skeptic."
I want to believe, but I need to see, and feel it firsthand.
That is why the only things I speak of are things that I have seen and felt.
BUT, I also don't immediately discount it. I know I have no knowledge, firsthand or otherwise on this subject, so I don't say anything.
You, on the other hand have no knowledge on this subject, yet you choose to speak.
You see, the difference is, I will actually go out and experience things firsthand, before saying anything, positive or negative.

BTW-if I ever do a seminar on making you a real man in bed...I really would not want you to participate. No offense, but I really don't swing that way.
("Not that there's anything wrong with it...")