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    Holy sh1t real life pokemon





    Physiology

    Cubone appears to be a small, brown theropod-like Pokémon, that constantly wears a skull (supposedly the skull of its mother) like a helmet. The skull masks its true face from view, which makes it a puzzlement for many Trainers and researchers. It carries another bone, which it uses to attack with moves like Bone Club.

    Cubone has a plump body with a paler-colored underbelly, with strong, clawed limbs to carry its bone as a weapon around wherever it goes. Cubone has a single, nailed toe on each foot, with two spikes on its back. A small tail is also present for balance, but it can be used for attacking.
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    um..are you old enough to be posting here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson View Post
    um..are you old enough to be posting here?
    are YOU ?
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    btw I enjoy video games.

    Pokemon on Nintendo DS is one of the coolest games AROUND STILL.

    so fukc you and your close mind
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    i play call of duty modern warfaer2. its so realistic i feel like real life. sometime i dream i am elite usa navy seal tier 1.
    i like usa army they have honor and they not afraid anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bawang View Post
    i play call of duty modern warfaer2. its so realistic i feel like real life. sometime i dream i am elite usa navy seal tier 1.
    i like usa army they have honor and they not afraid anything.
    you fail at internet

    its

    US ARMY THEY HAVE HONOR AND DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING
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    Aaron Smalley

    Martial arts instructor uses “strip Pokemon” to sexually assault teen student
    Zackerie Fairfax
    ❘ Published: Feb 14, 2023, 12:04
    ❘ Updated: Feb 14, 2023, 12:05


    Aaron Smalley, 29, has pled guilty to sexual assault of a 15-year-old student.

    An Australian martial arts instructor is being accused of using Pokemon as a “strip game” in order to sexually assault a 16-year-old student.

    Aaron Smalley, a 28-year-old martial arts instructor from Melbourne, Australia, has pleaded guilty to the allegations he sexually assaulted a 16-year-old female student.

    According to court documents, the Melbourne police claim Smalley’s assaults occurred between November 2019 and March 2022 while the victim was 15. The assaults took place at the martial arts studio, the back of Smalley’s vehicle, an apartment, and a park.

    On Tuesday, February 14, the court was made aware that Smalley had first met the female student when she was 10 and had urged her mother to enroll her in the martial arts academy.

    Pokemon allegedly used as means of sexual assault

    At the same hearing, Prosecutor Charlotte Duckett told the court that Smalley would suggest playing Pokemon with the teen. However, instead of the kid-friendly monster battler many are familiar with, Smalley used the game to make sexual advances with his victim.

    He reportedly turned Pokemon into a “strip game.” Duckett stated that removing clothes was a way for Smalley to “make it more interesting.”

    Duckett claims that the sexual assaults started when the victim was 15 but that Smalley began having sexual intercourse with the girl once she turned 16. The student reported Smalley to the police in March 2021.

    In a secretly recorded phone call played for the court, the student claimed she had developed Tourette syndrome as a response to the trauma. Smalley stated he felt like he was “falling” for her.

    He also questioned whether he was being recorded and asked if he was “going to prison.”

    Smalley pled guilty to 13 charges, including sexual assault of a child aged under 16 and penetration of a child aged 16 under his care. He was kept in police custody and will be sentenced at a future court hearing.
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